Gerber is re-enstated as a Senior Nightowl due to his tremendous comeback during the final weeks of the 2006-2007 GoBig season. he is also awarded the Iron cirrotic liver award for outstanding tolerance during this time peiord.
Fez is awarded the first ever Crest of Carbombing, for taking 10 Irish carbombs in under 2 hours. this is now one of the challenges a prospect may choose to over come as part of the Indoctrination process.
Vin is awarded the Rodger Young Rally Cry Medal, for extensive abuse and rallying of Nightowls who thought they were finished Going Big for a night, and were moved by his leadership to continue the evening in a manner fitting of a Nightowl.
JollyRed is awarded the Medal of Urlacher, for her efforts as a wingman to Nightowls looking for easy women, and the pursuit of Pigs ham.
Vin and Spoon are awarded the crest of Punishment, for reception of a Banana Slap during a night of Going Big. such events are legendary, and represent the highest standard of Going Big to be chronicled and emulated in Nightowl lore.
Kaiser is awarded the Medal of Masochism, for destruction of self and property beyond finances and physical limitaion.
Fez and Kaiser are awarded the Stanley Ray Citation, for achieving the milestone of 10 blackouts, certifying at least 10 different nights of going big while accumulating several other stats and points withing the ministry system.
Cuban B and JollyRed are awarded the Black Cirrotic Liver for consuming 25 Jaegerbombs. Cuban B is awarded 2 bronze stars with the medal, while JollyRed is awarded 1 bronze star, for surpassing the requirements for the honor as many times.
Kaiser is awarded the GoBig longevity Record Citation, for achieving 12 consecutive nights of going big, setting a new record and standard for Nightowls to follow. this is one of the challenges a prospect may choose to overcome as part of the Indoctrination process.
Taz is awarded the World by Storm award, for going above and beyond the expectations of a newly commissioned Nightowl in his drinking habits and destruction of property tendancies after becoming a solid member of the Nightowls
Crank is awarded the Crest of punishment, Iron Cirrotic Liver, and World by Storm awards due to his willingness to put Going Big ahead of all predetermined responsibilities during every single Nightowl Trip weekend, and participating in every conquest the Nightowls achieved during the season of 06/07. In commendation of his outstanding reprimand for duty and finance, the "CrankMo" award shall be given to the Nightowl who participates the most after a commision in each GoBig season hereafter.
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thank you, i just want to thank god and the ministry. And give a shout out to my homies nug nug and little pistol shooter. Just watched the Kangs.
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