Sunday, December 28, 2008
San Diego Going Big
From the ashes of the recall have emerged some genuine drinkers. I am paired up with one right now with the pending callsign "Chaparro", and his local boys to hit the scene later tonight. no plan, aside from getting fucked up and going crazy here. results to follow.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
One of the best times I have had in a while.
I have been meaning to blog about my trip up to philedelphia. One of the best times of my life, and completely detrimental to my liver.
The first relaxing night, we decorated Wooly's Christmas tree. We went to Joe Canal's liquor store to buy the decorations... For those of you who have never been to the promise land, consider a pilgrimage to this beautiful store. Wall to Wall, aisle after aisle of wines, liquors and beers. Beers i have never even heard of but wish one day i can introduce them to my stomach. But i digress, we bought a cornucopia of delicious beers in the can. After the beers were finished we hung it up with care.
The next night was a strip club night, see below post with the midget.
Friday night was the standout of the trip. Mudvayne in concert, is more insane than you can even imagine. The lead singer came out covered in blood and a red chicken suit, and never stopped rocking. A few notable events:
Cougar Stomping- A cougar tried to get with Blaze at the concert, then she wanted out of the pit and tried to crowd surf out...Which would have worked, but she got scared halfway through and fell down and pulled blaze down with her, while i helped Blaze up, Wooly proceeded to stomp the cougar.
Emo Shot put- Perfected by Wooly, it is when annoying emo kids are around, and you want them gone, just throw them on top of the crowd...(note- they dont' even have to consent, just throw the weird little fuckers)
NIGHTOWLS, IF GIVEN THE CHANCE, GO SEE MUDVAYNE.. DONATE BLOOD, SELL A KIDNEY DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO SEE THIS MANIACS LIVE.
The weekend was more debauchery, but next i will talk about the Eagles game.
Once again Wooly I thank the hell out of you for this. I have never understood what Will was talking about Phildelphia fans are the most relentless fans ever. I do now, these people boo everything, opponents, their own team, and definetly the opposing fans. I will say i took part in the festivities and the harrassing of browns fans. Was the best week i have had since the first Busch gardens trip.
Once i develop my disposable camera i will put up some pictures.
The first relaxing night, we decorated Wooly's Christmas tree. We went to Joe Canal's liquor store to buy the decorations... For those of you who have never been to the promise land, consider a pilgrimage to this beautiful store. Wall to Wall, aisle after aisle of wines, liquors and beers. Beers i have never even heard of but wish one day i can introduce them to my stomach. But i digress, we bought a cornucopia of delicious beers in the can. After the beers were finished we hung it up with care.
The next night was a strip club night, see below post with the midget.
Friday night was the standout of the trip. Mudvayne in concert, is more insane than you can even imagine. The lead singer came out covered in blood and a red chicken suit, and never stopped rocking. A few notable events:
Cougar Stomping- A cougar tried to get with Blaze at the concert, then she wanted out of the pit and tried to crowd surf out...Which would have worked, but she got scared halfway through and fell down and pulled blaze down with her, while i helped Blaze up, Wooly proceeded to stomp the cougar.
Emo Shot put- Perfected by Wooly, it is when annoying emo kids are around, and you want them gone, just throw them on top of the crowd...(note- they dont' even have to consent, just throw the weird little fuckers)
NIGHTOWLS, IF GIVEN THE CHANCE, GO SEE MUDVAYNE.. DONATE BLOOD, SELL A KIDNEY DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO SEE THIS MANIACS LIVE.
The weekend was more debauchery, but next i will talk about the Eagles game.
Once again Wooly I thank the hell out of you for this. I have never understood what Will was talking about Phildelphia fans are the most relentless fans ever. I do now, these people boo everything, opponents, their own team, and definetly the opposing fans. I will say i took part in the festivities and the harrassing of browns fans. Was the best week i have had since the first Busch gardens trip.
Once i develop my disposable camera i will put up some pictures.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Untapped Talent....
The last time in Philly, i went to a nice strip bar.... What i went to this time was even more ridiculous, and not in a good way. This place took notes stragight from Olivia herself.... Above is the stripper blaze was talking to.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
HAYLO
So this is my new haven to post interesting pics of things i find terribly fascinating on the interweb. And you will all be happy to know i have the second most boring job on the planet behind the guy that catalogs books. ENJOY!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Semper wtf
Think about the worst possible place you ever had to live while in the military. When youre done, picture it 30 years older with no maintenance. thats Camp Talega.
However, this is not all bad. Given that this place used to house grunts when they were training here, and they were allowed to drink, and we still at least have access to an APS here, I'm getting the feeling that this place is some sort of ancient historical holy land of going big. The k-spans have beer stains on the beer stains all over the floors.
Set out in the middle of bumfuck pendleton, Talega is a wasteland with access to alcohol, but not water. thats right, if you want water, buy it or live without. or drink from the shower. Talega is now a training ground for the chosen damned who were rejected the chance of free will, even though we all did sign the damn contract. However, going big is possible here. If there werent so many mouthy fucks in possesion of their own alcohol, it would be a hell of a lot easier to rally the local masses and have somewhat of a good time.
However, this is not all bad. Given that this place used to house grunts when they were training here, and they were allowed to drink, and we still at least have access to an APS here, I'm getting the feeling that this place is some sort of ancient historical holy land of going big. The k-spans have beer stains on the beer stains all over the floors.
Set out in the middle of bumfuck pendleton, Talega is a wasteland with access to alcohol, but not water. thats right, if you want water, buy it or live without. or drink from the shower. Talega is now a training ground for the chosen damned who were rejected the chance of free will, even though we all did sign the damn contract. However, going big is possible here. If there werent so many mouthy fucks in possesion of their own alcohol, it would be a hell of a lot easier to rally the local masses and have somewhat of a good time.
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