Extreme Odium

That’s right folks! Odium! I’m gonna use a couple of big words in this post in tribute to Turtle; who has been up here a couple of weeks. SO here we go…..
Let me commence by revealing to you all that everything is still horribly appalling here. Paris (A.K.A Time Vampire) does not seem to be slowing down with his unremitting attacks on everyone who is doing something erroneous! (Yea that’s EVERYONE). I am repentant for not dropping any more postings since July, you all have no idea how ghastly things have become out here. Wow those were some high speed words I used…I’m spent…….who said Cuba doesn’t have a good education system! And why do people insist on using words like that anyway? Do should just approach the person they are trying to speak too and say,”Yeah I’m way smarter than you!”, “Now go cut my lawn!”
On a good note…Meso the Parrot (uncanny ability to repeat any words within 300yards) will be departing in a couple of days….So Fez and Vin you have that to look forward too…
I just realized that this whole posting was so negative…..Wow Vin I guess you are right…it great being an asshole

This weeks Safety message: It is never a good idea to have a gasoline fight.

New Year's

I saw some post from mongo earlier saying that he would be back for New Year's, this year, myself and the angry negro were thinking about going to Miami, just seeing what's happening,

and by the way the period key doesn't fucking work on this overused, creaky ass piece of fucking garabarge key board, i am tempted to break it against the computer monitor,

fuck it, comma, the new period,

I have a dream

So this is what happened, I go to bed, no big deal. I sleep for a while.... and then bam it hits me, sex with a midget, not the real thing mind you,just a wild ass dream. And I am not talking you average misshapen forehead midget, but this was a sexy little thing. By the way dude the correct nomenclature is little person, but I do hate saying it, so Iwill start saying midgy. I like midgy, it has a certain ring to it. Anyway back to the topic at hand, this was the weirdest thing ever. I railed the shit out of the little person. Which is peculiar because I am deathly afraid of midgets, or was until I got to pondering, am I afraid of the midgies, or their creepy sausage fingers. After a brief contemplation, I now understand, I wasn't scared of the midgies, just their freakish hands. So now it is a goal for me to have sex with a midgy. Just looking for another check in the box.

Speaking of checks in the blocks, how about a chick with no arms AND no legs. I am not talking just a torso, hell she could have some nubs. Could I indeed go through with it, and if so could I keep a straightface. These are the questions that plague me. I believe indeed I could,and no matter how chubby she is, she has to be pretty damn light.

I do have to go with a sober no with a bearded chick followed with a drunk maybe. If she had a really hot body, I might be able to focus on that,but it would be tough, there would be no kissing at all(and I justshivered at the thought of kissing a chick with a beard).

Now this last one I have thought long and hard about; Siamese twins... I mean it is a given, especially if they are hot. They can't be freakishly deformed, I am talking like maybe some connection in the stomach area, like if they shared a spleen I would be alright with that. Of course you would have to bang the sister, and I don't think they would be that mad, cuz if you can share a kidney, you can share some cock. Plus I am a big guy, there is plenty to go around.

So nightowls, I pose this question to you, what is the weirdest you would or wouldn't, how far is to far.

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NO...

I did not say I wanted the Hurricanes to win the super bowl! Take that shit off!

Attention NightOwls

I found out that NAVAIR is planning this group deal on Carolina Hurricanes tickets. The deal is this: When you buy tickets ($40) for the 10/5/07 vs. Pittsburgh game you get one preseason game free (either 9/21 vs Nashville or 9/28 vs. Columbus) your choice. If anyone is interested let me know.

Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad

Sorry you Fuckers…. I’m still here I’ve been preparing and have been in Afghanistan for about three weeks now. Fez I just wanted to thank you for making me feel real good about myself. During any of our stays in the shit hole know as Iraq we all thought that we had seen the end of the line. Well, you haven’t been here. I think when god created the earth he took a giant shit and it is now know as Afghanistan. The people are fighting over it like flies on a piece of dogshit. At least there is something to fight over in Iraq like natural resources hence the fucking reason why we are there. These fuckers main source of income is from selling and harvesting opium for the Russian Mafia. They have nothing here unless you are on the rare occasion on the market looking for an opium smoking Taliban. I’m here and i'm not even flying I’m doing maintenance on other peoples aircraft and we fly for a consumer that quote “isn’t really there” but really they are so I’m not even allowed to fly it or know where they are. Hopefully I’ll see you fuckers around new years when oi get back. Peace you trifflin bitches

Forget Black Coaches, Fix Yourselves

One of the big stories that came from the NFL last year was that 2 black coaches squared off in the superbowl. Tony Dungy, a devout christian and tragedy stricken family man, and Lovie Smith, a quiet, focused man who cannot bring himself to curse. Obviously They are two great role models for young black children, whether they aspire to be involved in the league or not. The problem is, nobody is paying attention. Why would you want to be Lovie Smith when you could be Michael Vick, or Terrell Owens? More and more there are young talents entering the league without a complete education, or sometimes with barely any. When you see Owens with giant diamonds in his ears, or Joey Porter with more gold around his neck than Cortez stole from the Aztecs, its not hard to see what they were influenced by as kids. They grow up being told by rappers that money is all that matters, bypassing morality and companionship from "bitches". The worse off you were when you grew up, the more you can flaunt your shitty upbringing and look tough when you get the chance. So now in full circle, This generations youths will want to be like the players they see grandstanding after miniscule accomplishments. The kick returner who rips off his chinstraps after a return to the 40 yard line, pounding his chest and barking at the other team's sideline...while his team is down 20 points. Or how about Vick? A sickening example of the Rick James quote about giving certain people money.
A Good portion of them claim that the team is what matter most, while they happily take huge contracts from basement teams to leave behind the franchise they just won a super bowl with. Sound familiar Antwon Randle El? No longer do kids pretend to be Jerry Rice or Terrell Davis when they line up for flag football games. Now they want to be Deion Sanders, and strut around the field like a combination of 50 Cent and Shannon Sharpe. By the time those kids make it to the NFL, there may be NFL sections in music stores for players to flame each other on their Gangsta CD's, and the Glock will be an official sponsor of the Cincinnati Bengals. Forget about teaching kids values by trumpeting the greatness of black coaches. How about using a vehicle they care about to get the message across. Maybe if players like Terrell Owens could stop whining everytime they or a teammate drops the ball, or Chad Johnson hands the ball to the ref after a great touchdown play, kids and future players would be a little bit less fucked up on their priorities.

Everyone die?

What has happened? We need the valuable drunk posts of kaiser, angry rants of Vin, the confused replies of Jolly and the occasionall scumbaggery of Mongo. We need to start posting and going big. Kaiser, are you going to be around when we get back, or are you waiting for the jolly cuban wedding? My go big stats have stagnated like Yufits dirty diapers. We need to start making plans, we are in the two month count down till madness.

Patiently waiting for the world to cease spinning
Fez

Indianapolis at Dallas

I posted this yesterday but apparently something went wrong with it.
Ok so I gave in…I am making a post.
I don’t know about everyone else but I am about tired of nothing being on the TV. Well today might be a change for once. As you should know I don’t have cable, so anything interesting on the TV would be a nice change. Tonight the Indianapolis at Dallas game will be my salvation from wheel of fortune and Jeopardy. Pathetic…I know.

FOOTBALL!!

It has started. The Saints are playing the Steelers as I type, and that means one thing: Make a pick! Super Bowl picks by Nightowls that will be set to the side. The closest to the actual winner will recieve a free customized Nightowls Jersey at the end of the season.