Tuesday, February 27, 2007

OOPS


Okay here is my leave update (since you all are dying to know J)..
First I have completed day 12 of not shaving, I look like a damn Iraqi! Which sucks, but who fucking cares…
Today was an exciting day to say the least,
Jolly Red and I decide to take our little c-130 r/c plane out to the park to “fly” around. I put quotation marks on the word fly for a reason. The first attempt to fly it was done by Jolly Red with some success (in the air for a good 3 min), unfortunately that would be our last.
I took the controls over, after having told her that anyone can fly an r/c plane….
Shit…was my next thought
Why? Because I crashed the damn thing into a freaking tree, I’m talking about the sucker was stuck at the top of the pine tree about 25ft up. So for the next 35min we attempted many techniques to retrieve our rouge r/c. From throwing rocks at it, to trying to shake the tree (Vin wish you were there for that one), and even throwing a tow rope at it; with the hope of pulling the branch down that it was nugged into. ALL FAILED!
Finally I resorted to my ancient Cuban Instincts…..
I chucked a 2x4 like a spear and knocked the damn r/c to the ground!
Mission Success…….Until, we tried to fly it again, with myself at the controls away from the tree line I desperately needed to redeem myself, however upon take off I did an Alston style right turn and nose dived the little r/c into the ground completely removing the front nose wheel.
So on our last and final attempt I held the r/c up in the air with jolly red at the controls, and attempted to fly again….However this time their was no way to fix the r/c, shortly after take off, Jolly Red banked hard left, and crashed the little shit splinting it into two piece (the fuselage broke in half).
So then we picked up the pieces and retired for the day……
Vin and Fez I give you guys props…..this shit is not as easy as I thought…

Women overall

Women are hard to figure out, plain and simple. I don't know what to tell you, they are all different and half crazy. I won't apologize on behalf of them, but I will say this: just keep looking there is someone out there.
Just a message from the neighborhood female.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Women....

Cuban-B, be thankful you have one of the good ones because the rest of them are fuckin crazy..bitches. (NO offense Jolly).

ATL

I'm officially cancelling this weekends shit too much conflict bad timing etc......Drop in the bucket, no big deal...anything else anyone could suggest for the weekend after maybe? Let me know any ideas. Savannah? Charelston?. I also figured the drive to ATL was unfair on your side 8hrs vs 5hrs...hmmmm no.

Assimilation

I propose that we open the borders. well, not exactly open them, so much as expand them. when were done with the war and get our money straightened out, i propose that the USA and mexico gel together to integrate the mexican people into our own. stupid plan? maybe. but how about this...we wont have a problem with border security across a huge expanse, just that little part that joins with central america, and if so many mexicans want in, why the hell are we stopping them? make them legal, and we can help each other.

Right now, mexico is like a 3rd world country, you think that they wouldnt love to have jobs from our building contractors to turn that place around? for you republican fuckers out there, there would also be a shit load of the younger new americans joining the military as well. I have a vision of the new mexico with spanish style buildings...that arent falling apart, and without garbage and dead dogs in the roads beside them. for the old fucks who are tired of vacationing in florida, you know you would like to hit the beaches on the gulf down there, and think of the development of them? these places could become prime targets for Nightowl congregation. of course, this plan would take a long time to finish just the citizenship paperwork, and it would have to be agreed upon by the vast majority of mexicans AND americans, and thus, will never happen. I just thought it would be cool though.

Leave or stay...

This is keeping me up tonight. When asked why i wanted to EAS by the OPSO, i explained that i wanted a break from Iraq. 4 whole deployments is too damn many. i even said getting the 1st half off would be enough for me to sign back up. what i got in response was "we need you to instruct, you need to teach iron nail, the commandant says blah blah", and the best part, that "it sets a precedent for others to try to get out of deployments if they end up in the same situation".

Oh yeah? well that kind of answer sets a precedent that the command could give two shits about its troops. If youre going to preach the commandant's letters to the corps, dont bother including anything about loyalty, brotherhood, and taking care of our own, because these bastards dont care one 10 second fuck about the morale or state of mentality for their guys. I'm in a unique situation, in that i can walk if the cards dont stack up. The thing is, im not even asking for that much. Its a give a little-get a little situation for our command. Well they expect me to give them a ribeye steak with a garden salad, loaded baked potato, and all the beer they can handle, while they try to leave a 50 cent tip.

I want to stay at the unit. i love the work, the people i work with, and i love being able to say that i joined the hardest service in a time of war, and gave up the best years of my life to defend my country. So, when i get back, i'll have a proposal ready for them. its a deal or no deal type thing. Their reaction will tell me everything i need to know about their feelings towards me. If i get the same answer, that i'm another "+1" on the sorts sheet, and my time so far isnt worth 3 months of sanity for 22 put in, then I'll know. I'll know that everything ive been fed so far has been horseshit, and I shouldnt spend 5 more seconds in the military than i'm obligated.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Number 23

Do NOT go to see this movie. looks cool in the previews right? Jim Carrey is already a creepy weirdo when hes doing comedies, and now, he actually plays a creepy weirdo in a serious movie. I wont give away the ending, so heres a little analogy. Imagine if at the end of Crank, Carebears showed up at the end to magically cure Chev with rainbows from their bellies, and then the cops finally catch him and say, "Oh! you had to kill all those people in self defense! damn we almost made a huge mistake by trying to arrest you all day!" needless to say, it would have been fucking stupid. like the number 23.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Wyoming: The west's Stalingrad

This one is harder than I thought it would be. obviously I'm going to have to retreat and bring re-enforcements next time. after the crazy ass shit that happened at the bar last night, I've turned this into strictly a recon mission. And this is only the small town of Greybull. The point is, Wyoming will not be conquered by one Nightowl alone. I'm sure in the future Fez can help me out up here, since last year, and i forgot to add this in the conquests, we took Laramie and made it our bitch in one night. but as i was sitting at the bar watching the redneck version of katrina annhialate the smokehouse saloon, i realized that only a group of Nightowls will be able to do enough damage to make a mark on this place.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

FTS! FUCK THAT SHIT

Well then! I guess I have been put in my place....FUCK THAT! If no one wants to go then I will occupy myself elsewhere. I really don't give a shit anymore period. HAVE FUN IN IRAQ ASSHOLES. and i agree with the "illegal alien" about being a Nightowl as I too think it is a joke to some people and if they don't wish to involve themselves(at least once a month) with the bond that is us then why the hell are we wasting our time? I'm seriously about to wash my hands of this shit because I'm starting to think it is a joke because we don't even follow our own "by-laws". I'm pretty sure that i typed this all in vain because maybe one person may read it. In closing I'm not forcing anyone to do anything I just wanted to know since it is only about a week away. I know the answer now and won't waste my time asking again. I hope you all get hit by a BUS!

ONE MORE THING

Hey Kaiser, thanks for the great news about the Nashville Predators....I have been looking for that information all week

DONE


Okay Vin,

First of all, the only reason why I typed "if", is because you and I are the only fuckers talking about ATL (no one else seems to give a shitzzer). Now don't get me wrong, your the CO and all. But don't really feel like hanging with you by ourselves for a whole weekend...


Which brings me to my next point.....I propose we change the name of this blog to

NighOwls Captains, why???

BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY PPL THAT BLOG HERE!!

Seriously, we keep talking about giving ppl 600's and other tribunals.....but really why should you be a NightOwls if you can't do something as simple as posting a blog.....If ppl can not do this even now, while they are in the military and have tons free time (minus being sorts bitch)...

When they get out we would never hear again from these supposed NightOwls....

Is this a problem?? Are we not doing something right??

At the end of the day, I hope that being a NightOwl is being part of something for life...


Fuck you all

I'm OUT

Nightowl Reunion

Bitches you need to let me know (BY POSTING A COMMENT) if you all are coming to ATL or not for 2,3,4 of March now so I can secure the spot at BUCKHEAD ATL....Google it to see what lays at stake here. I don't want to hear when and IF (CUBA) give fo sho answers. WAM SQUAM!

caveman

check this link out, its pretty funny..
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upwithcavemen.com/images/geico_ad.gif&imgrefurl=http://upwithcavemen.com/about.htm&h=107&w=131&sz=4&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=cOiP8lztpGEElM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeico%2Bcaveman%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

Planning a trip to D.C. this weekned, I know Crank and Jolly Red are in, plus Fez is also going to be in the area. Anyone else? let me know....

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Biloxi?

Well Nightowls, I have concluded that Biloxi, MS is a Katrina ravaged shithole that we don't need. I didn't even try....probably due to the fact that I was still paying the price for taking P'cola. That is all.

2006 Slideshow

Hey Vin, can you send the file for the slideshow to the hate mail address. i'll see if i can get it up on here.

Monday, February 19, 2007

BeeR!

Fuck you Fez...You ain't got shitzwer om me !!!
Whats that???
Vin did you say something
Fook you!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

cRanK

Okay Okay...I have officially joined the band wagon...Crank is pretty damn good
However, Crank your still ridiculous!!

Pensacola....now ministry territory

I guess i'll start with myself. You can consider the god awful metropolis of Pensacola as ministry territory and believe me it came with huge price tag. Things that come to mind are Maguire's, Seville, Bedlam, Mardi Gras Beeds, having your friend that is a girl(hint, hint future Mrs. Vin) try to hook up your boys with a girl that wants you. What a sad town. Ironically I got hang out with a Watchhog and a future Watchhog worthy of prospect nominations(We plan to take Biloxi, MS later on). Taz unfortunately was not present for this conquest as he had very important things to deal with. I racked up 8 vomits, 1 blackout, 1 public humiliation and a total of 12 go big hours for the SOLO Pensacola Campaign. Depending on reports that come in from the rest of you we may just need to call this the Presidents Day Campaign with coverage up and down the east coast. I am in the process of securing our next battlefield of ATLANTA as our final conquest before most of us go back to prison. I think I want administrative rights so i can update things as well once you guys are gone. How are our Prospects coming along?

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Death Threat

What started out as a harmless night turned into an orgy of recording madness. Special K and I recorded the first Rap song by the Nightowls. And no, i dont mean hip-hop, I mean RAP. each and every one of you should hear the new track entitled "Death Threat", and the juiced up version called "Death Threat Verve". It is a piece written and pain god damn stakingly put together in about 6 hours tonight. I must tell you, the "Verve" version is not yet complete, it needs a little tweaking, but the original is ready to go. It touches on the broad subject of comtempt for one's immediate superiors in the work area. And it is a god damn masterpiece.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Chopping Block

I'm pretty sure most of us will be here friday night, so we can schedule the near Scip-Scaps for their 600's the 16th. who's up for a fuckin party!? Also, this will be a good time to pad Tatanka's stats, and get Jib started on the Indoc checklist. Can you say, Lickaz Lottery?

1 more thing, I'm taking Animal off the Prospect list. His body is just too vulnerable to truly go big without crippling himself for life.

TIME IS UP!

Prospects KRONIC and MOJO have passed the Cpt's 600 deadline(refer to earlier post The BOARD IS FUCKIN UP if you don't know what I am talking about). Either they complete the 600 by the end of this weekend or they need to be removed from the list. Any questions?!

Vehicle Call Sign

Meet Halle: Sleek, Slick, Sexy and Smooth. She will ride you on a luxurious cushion of class. She is HOT even when she is dirty. Don't get her confused with the rest as she stands alone. She is the 2004 Infiniti G35.

Car call signs!


I bet everyone is wondering what the grocery getter's call sign is. His name is Obie (that's Outback combined with Subaru). He is adventitious, yet sophisticated, equipped with his all wheel drive and weather-ban radio he can go anywhere; but due to his heavy weight is restricted to moderate terrain. Made for tree huggin hippies his personality reflects that of Sean Patrick Flanery in the TV series Young Indiana Jones.

Vehicle Callsign!!!


Here is my car everybody: TARA REID= 2003 Acura RSX Type-S


It can be HOT when cleaned up, and waxed, it may even turn some heads...


But even I have to admit, it's starting to get WORN OUT, with KNICKS & DENTS on it, and the leather seats just aren't as FIRM as they used to be.

flicKs

Check these new flicks coming out......
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426502/trailer
and
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/trailer

I think the second one (300) comes out on the 9th of March...so mark that your mental calenders!!!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Punkass Bitch...

Go figure... Someone doesn't have the BALLS to stand behind their post (Cuban Boatjackin fuck). You can gladly go fuck yourself... JK..... If it wasn't you(which it was) then SNM can go fuck themselves.

Call Sign


Alright this is Karen...

She is curvy, smooth, and graceful....

Yet she will kick your ass if you don't know how to handle her...

I'm still learning about her, but so far so good...

Only Person that I will allow to use her is Jolly Red...

Nothing better than Girl on Girl....

The Breakdown

I have a lot of shit I need to get off my chest.....

First. I miss you triflin muthafuckas! I am bored out of my fuckin mind down here. I usually don't don't do shit like this but you guys are the best group of friends I have ever had which is one of the main reasons i decided to re-enlist which by the way is official...I AM NOW A 2nd TERM MARINE.. anyway....what are your plans for the Presidents Day Campaign because I wouldn't mind hanging out with you fucks. I feel out of the loop and this may be my last chance beforeyou guys go to TQ (see glossary).

Second. Kaiser I am looking right now for a pic to go with the name.

Third. YOU BITCHES BETTER ANSWER THIS POST OR SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!

Vehicle Callsigns


New mandate. All able Nightowls will post their vehicle callsign, which will be related to the female it resembles or acts like the most. (JollyRed, you can do a guy). Along with the post, add a picture of that woman/man, and a description of the similarities.

The 1995 Ford Explorer could be Rosie O'donnell's twin. Old, wide, slow, and sounds like shit.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

skunts

i am all fuckered out. Had to soft dog like bob barker.

Yuma Surrenders

Yuma is ours. it was a dissapointing victory though. Yuma is the first City to just flat out give up without a fight, and by god, this may shock you, but Yuma is worse in terms of Obecity than Orlando. Myself and future prospect "Sweet Tea" Ward annhialated this place in only a week, probably by the first two days. Yuma is a sorry ass town for Nightowls, so be advised, dont even bother. It's like the German occupation of France; did the Nazi's really worry about an uprising? Its like a chick who gives it up the first night youre with her, you just know you shouldnt be there for some reason.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Steve Irwin died everyone

Critics Review

I guess I'm the only one that has taken Crank's advice and rented the movie Crank. HOLY SHIT! Crank you are right you can't really explain the movie but DAMN that shit was wild, original and a hell of alot more action that Smokin Aces. I did not fall asleep at any point and actually couldn't go to sleep after because it "cranked" me up that much. Jason Stratham's character has characteristics of Vin on Cabo Wabo, Crank on Barcardi and Cokes and LIT's and Fez as Dr. Gonzo. This movie just catapulted into my top 10 and I love the way it ends. SEE THE DAMN MOVIE IT IS WORTH ALL 1 1/2 hours. DAMN!

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Fucked up and ready to fuck!?!?!?!

Well, it's a wednesday and i am a little tanked and listening to psycostick's beer song. Drunk dialing is awesome!!!
Well it's rant time. Sorry but i fucking hate rap. Who gives a fuck how much bling a person has. Or how baller they are. What happened to the days where rap was anti social instead of marketable. When it wasn't p0pular to be the best, when dre and E was investigated. Sorry they didn't rap about jersey's and how balla they were. Just tired of a society that tries to make everything a fucking quick buck. It's just silly that we are letting this happening, music doesnt' have to be deep any more, just commercially marketable. Which brings me back to why rap sucks my fucking dick, sorry i can rap the same word thousands of time. It use to be about skill. Long live Run DMC, the fat boys, even old school will smith and NWA. But i guess we lost sight of that. so fuck rap.

lvoe fez

Ok CRANK....

I rented CRANK....Official critics review to come....if it ever finishes downloading. www.movielink.com check it out. Compliments of "Crank".

Everyone helping out!!!


This is what I'm talking about!! Everyone chipping in to help us with that shithole country!!!
*on a separate note, Kaiser called me; he is stuck in a Mexican Prison and needs us to bail him out.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Word of the day...

CRANK, CRANK, CRANK, CRANKSHAFT, CRACK....oh i'm sorry CRANK. 3 of 4 its official. SENIOR NIGHTOWL CRANK

In time you will accept, or die

So i been going of over mo's new name. And i believe crank is perfect, we can bring at name's like cranksucker, crankhole hell even cranky to keep it pg. haha. Fuck that, what a cranksmoker.

Sunday, February 4, 2007

So I herd

I herd there was a new female in S-tres.
Very Interesting.
Break Her Spirit!!!!!!
I want to see tears!
Just a friendly comment from your local female activist.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

NEW NIGHTOWL CALL SIGN


OKAY EVERYONE,

I PROPOSE DUE TO HIS NEWLY FOUND FAME THAT SENIOR NIGHTOWL "MO", SHALL NOW GO BY

CRANK

CAPTAINS,

PLEASE VOTE YES IN THE COMMENTS PORTION TO MAKE THIS OFFICIAL.

THANK YOU

New Fuckin Policy!

I'm sick and tired of seeing the same fuckin people on the prospect list and no sign of a fuckin 600. From the time they have been selected to prospectancy to 2months after is the time frame they have to grab a hold of their fuckin balls and complete the damn 600 ( and I think that is too generous). If not get them the fuck off the list!!!!!! There are shitheads that have been there since BEFORE we came back to the states and nothing? If they don't want to be in the company of the ministry then fuck them....we are NOT chasing them down to get them to do it. THE BOARD IS FUCKIN UP!!!!!! let's fix this shit! Any other suggestions? Bring em out!

Friday, February 2, 2007

What Marriage Does


Cuban...as I said earlier today, have fun with your wife while im blowing money in Yuma on strippers and whores. here is a digital construction of what you will look like in 10 years.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Drew Carey and Wolfy make the news

This is kind of old, but ive never seen it before...

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,96676,00.html

hmm...when did we fly at 15,000 feet? and since when is that just out of earshot!?
damn you media...damn you to hell...

And now for a "FUCK YOU" from Florida....

First, about time JOLLY...took you for fuckin ever. Welcome. Two, I am having fun down here...NOT!!!!!!!! I've already crashed a damn mig and i'm proud of it....yeah tell me i suck like any of you are fuckin allstars...eat shit. i've been at it for 2 days and already takin off and doing low approaches and when the instructor loses his mind i get to touch...well thats what he gets...i stall 5 feet off the ground and bounce hard and SNAP!!! nose off. Good times...FUCK YOU! How about some GO BIG reports or don't we do that anymore??????? monkey ass horseshits!!!!!

Fuck off

Vomit has never tasted good. So fuck it you self appraising piece of pissed on catshit.

JollyRed is here!!

ok I know, I know.
It's about time I finally posted something on the blog. I can't help that my computers have a mind of their own and they decide not to work at time crutical moments. So here I am and now I can finally make snide comments to everyone elses blog!

Did you know that Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
I love the randomness bitches!!!!

Today's Rant


First thing I would like to say is that all snitches, should be shot! I hate ppl who have to tell private messages to other ppl just for gaining respect....


So FUCK YOU ANTHROPOMORPHIZED WHITE CAT BIA-TCH!


Also what the hell is up with this Al Gore shit??? They want to give him a Nobel Peace Prize for a movie that he did ZERO research in......oh wait...he did help with the name...


And lastly I think we need consider increasing our flight ops, because we need more fuckin training!! I'm talking about relief on stations for the next two freaking weeks!


Fuck You


I'm out!