Saturday, January 31, 2009

SuperBowl moment, 2009: Brenda Warner is a dumb bitch

Kurt Warner is probably an ok dude. but jesus titty fucking christ he needs a new squeeze. being charitable is one thing, but being so driven to look like a saint among sinners as a hypocrite is another.
Apparently, the warners have a tradition of picking up the check for another table when they go out to eat. nice gesture, perfectly cool. And then Brenda opens her mouth and blows it.

“I had been a single mother living on food stamps at one time who couldn’t ever afford to eat out, and I never understood why people give free meals to people who can afford them.” This is her quote. so what do they do friday night? At the cheesecake factory in Tampa, Kurt and his whorepaint covered wife pickup the tab for a group of 20 steelers fans.

In Tampa. At the cheesecake factory.

Uh...hello brenda, a group of 20 fucking steelers fans in tampa can probably afford their own god damn meal in addition to their airplane fare and superbowl tickets. How about giving up your ugly ass ridiculous royal blue "felt n' fur" coats and slop some chow into a bowl for homeless people if you actually care about the needy.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Kaiser, Relax you fuckin psycho!

Instead of a rant about how you are gonna be better than us. Put this in your spank bank and imagine the possibilities of this.

Friday, January 23, 2009

A New Kaiser

(Retracted Faggotry)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Last 2 Nightowls leave the nest.

Finally the time has come for P and Fez to leave what has become haven for SCIP-SCAPS, SKIC SKANKS and SCALLY-WAGS. Yes, people we are leaving the tree and setting the bitch on fire.