Seattle

The Central and Fuel are places that Going Big is allowable and just awesome places to go drink in Seattle.

I will say i did see some of the problems that Kaiser was talking about, like someone using a laptop at a Bar after 10 on a Friday night. WTF!!

Other than that i got cockblocked by some chicks mom for not wanting to bang her(the mom). Damn my cougar magnetism, never did I think it would cockblock me.

Seattle: the scip-scap capital

Scipscapital? yeah, that.

This is no place for Nightowls. not in the slightest. there is no partying amongst the general populace. You cannot go out to a place here and make an impression by doing what we do. For example, Mako's in Orlando. The 2nd night we went there we were given free VIP passes because of what transpired the previous night. Here? Good luck getting someone to accept a drink YOU bought them because all they want to do is sip the one drink they will have that night and blog on their laptop about fucking global warming, while the touchpad jukebox plays Dido in a community polite decibel level.

Yes i realize this is technically a blog but not really, its just way cheaper than a website. and by cheaper i mean free.

So fuck seattle. it'd be a god damned waste of time....so, any trips planned to a real place? I make fun of the south a lot, but I'll give them one thing, they know how to go big. I would be grateful if someone could suggest a good spot down there somewhere to make a trip to once im done with whatever the hell they'll be making me do before i get sent back to the meatgrinder.

Miami? party with the cubanos?
New Orleans at mardi gras?
Charleston? always wanted to go there.
Philly, same thing.

Lets hear some ideas.

GTFO

Mike Holmgren, if you dont want to end up like Mussolini, hung by your neck from a lightpost with piano wire, I suggest you go the fuck home this week. Go coach high school football or something. So much for your plan to pull out all the stops in your last year, apparently that means running between the tackles on 3rd and long, when your team is down by 12.

Blaming everything on the refs was cute in 2005, and some of it was deserved, but dont assume every single blunder made by the seahawks comes as a result of a yellow rag not being thrown. Josh Wilson might be the worst cornerback in the history of the NFL, and youre the one letting him stay out there to get assfucked by every receiver who lines up across from him.

Yeah there has been a disgusting amount of injuries to the team, but most of them have been reconciled by now. Injuries arent hurting the team anywhere near as much as the retarded ass plays Holmgren calls at the most critical moments. You have the offensive playcalling talent of a lobotimized offspring of a village idiot and TV weather girl. How anyone concluded that he was a genius in the field would baffle the people who created the hadron collider.

The running game is nonexistant once again, but certainly not for lack of talent. when you fail to use the pieces you have, you cant blame them. Maurice Morris has proven to be a poor man's Brian Westbrook, he just needs to have some plays drawn up specifically for him. TJ Duckett is a god damned monster, yet is only used when they need 1 or 2 yards. Julius Jones, the man who IS getting the ball, was signed to replace Shaun Alexander, since Shaun liked to skip to the line, bust a move, then fall down. Jones' style is completely different, as he runs full speed at the line, smashes into it, then falls down. It doesnt take Lara Croft, Sherlock Holmes and Angela Lansbury to discover the mystery of this wretched fucking offense.

Just go away, you might end up with a dozen or so less heart attacks.

It's good to be back.

Well, we hit Savannah withun a full force and didn't even dent the top.

A few notable moments,

Real estate rain, community turkey leg, the unsuccessful sign grab, pillow battle to the death, the lost designated driver, keg purse, river street rumble and of course the taxi door.

fez