THE FACE OF AN ATHLETE

You be the judge. Face of an athelete or obese fuck?

Denial

I’m sure that all of you have heard various stories about a childhood friend name Fat Mike. I was recently going through my myspace friends and looked at Fat Mikes profile when it hit me like a ton of bricks. People lie on the internet. What a fucking idea. Why when someone who has a nickname like fat in front of their name would you state under Body type they are athletic. Get the fuck out of here.

MURRELLS INLET MASSACRE/Cuban-B JollyRed Merger

This will be the title of this event in the official Nightowl Ministry Event Journal.... oh, didn't know we had one? we do now.

It is what it is!

Cheers to you Basterds!
Thanks for coming and making this past weekend something that Jolly and I will never forget!
I am starting to collect the pics now, so I’ll be posting pics of you all soon!
Laters

Cuban B

OVERKILL

Months ago, I scouted the town of Murrell's Inlet as a future conquest for the Nightowls. After the chaos and recklessness I saw there, I figured it would be a tough task to get the knockout. What I didnt count on was the entire Cuban B clan outclassing the locals by putting the entire southern drinking community to shame. The Cubans were led by the legendary Mario, and by forging an alliance with his gang of Miami native iron livers, the Nightowls obliterated any possible competition with overhwelming brute force.
The whole thing went down like Germany vs. Poland in WWII. Sorry Jolly Red, but your hometown never had a chance, and needs a major ego check among its "finest" of so called drinkers. Out of the smoke and fire came a guest appearance from the mighty Gunny T, and a possible new Nightowl, provided she completes the checklist, and the captaincy decides to void some requirements in favor of true drinking excellence. Oh, and there was a wedding.

In short, Murrell's Inlet was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Another time, and with fewer Nightowls and family, maybe it could have put up a fight, but it wasnt to be on this occasion.

R.I.P. Murrell's Inlet.

One of THOSE nights!!!!

Fellow nightowls, Distinguished drunks and power vomiters,
Well it happened, after a night of drinking heavily... all free. I went to olivia's for the first time. As sad as it is, i was asking for a ride back to the barracks. And somehow we ended up there. I didn't complain... For once again i was drunkicus fantastic... (if this story doesn't make sense... fuck ya).... anyways. Saw such folks as Tubaugh, Goff, Jay, Oliver, Dawes and jumonville. These are the people that actually choose to go to this place. I only went so i could keep drinking. And i did. Some fag kept hitting on me, i wouldn't give any bitches money, i puked in the parking lot. And use my arrive alive card, and now i need to go pick up my card. Fucking christ i am drunk still. I don't remember all. But that is a good portion. Laterz
fez

WOOHOOO

The Go Big night of the year is approaching. Also known as the Marine Corps Ball. In years past, people have went through windows, marriage's have been tested, enlisted have grinded on officer's wife, learned to dance the hustle, found the breaker box for the elevator's, saved a tightrope walking drunko and fight's with the squadron gunny....not to mention projectile vomiting and being bounced and never allowed in hotels again.....Can't fucking wait.

fez

Hotel

Hey, here is the number to the Brookwood hotel in Murrells Inlet. Its walking distance from 3 bars and about a 2 minute drive from where the wedding will be at. Its not the greatest hotel but it has good prices.
here is the number
(843) 651-2550

Because i am not playing warcraft

I figured i would say what's up... And is anyone else typing on this mo frigga. Ahh, if they aren't, i will just keep the sober ramblings of a drunk mexican going. How about Peyton Manning choking like we know he loves to. That's the colts i love to see crumbling after a few bad plays because Peyton is wondering how that affects his rating....fucking skunt.

Get to posting
fez

Vegas...unconquerable.

Going Big in Vegas is like saying you like to have a beer at the game. It's a given, and the worse part is, everyone is going big. Everyone of these people there are commiting all of the seven deadly sins....and then gambling on top of it. But i will say it was an awesome time. A few things we learned... 1)military discount is the SHIT..Vegas loves us... 2) don't steal ice, unless you want one of the Sopranos booting you out of a club... 3) Two new words that need to be added to the dictionary 1] WhorePaint: Exessive amount of makeup, usually used to cover up the true disgustingness of a persons appearance, and will almost always have blue eyeshadow to distract from less desirable areas i.e. snaggle teeth, Car gut. 2] Flagros: (pronounced Flay-Grows) Only in vegas i think this word applies because it appears the Gay Negros congregate there at an alarming rate. 4) Stomp is almost the best live show you can ever see in your life....only topped by Cirque De Soleil's show Ka, The stage could rotate in every direction, XYZ axis did not apply to this thing, it would completely invert on itself, then rotate again. If you are having trouble visualizing this...(julie red, i mean you), take a book... and any way you can think of turning it. The stage could do it.

Only thing i can say, is we need to hit this place in force, Las Vegas not only accepts go big applicants.. but demands it.

This Weekned

Sup you basterds

Lets call them...
#4 Arizona State Vs #5 Oregon = who wins????
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Pats Vs Colts=??

I'm thinking Oregon by 14 and the Pats by 6

Conversion

I am no longer a godless heathen. Thats right, I've found some of that good old fashioned religion. It comes in the form of...Raptor Jesus.