Thursday, February 25, 2010

You Fucking Suck part 2

Pittsburgh Pirates

This has been the most ass fuckingly depressing team in professional sports for close to 2 decades. 17 losing seasons in a row. not 17 years without a championship, playoff win or a playoff GAME...17 years without a team that won more games than it lost.

its not just the players fault either. their part of the blame comes from being a squad of rich tools that will get paid more in one year than most people make in ten whether theyre any good or not. and they arent any good. the owner however, has been cashing in on the fans and generating the largest profit margin in history for any single owner business by fielding these no talent vomit piles, and waiting for them to fail so he can sign the next fringe loser who'll play for the league minimum.

since the people of Pittsburgh continue to take the short bus to the stadium and pay the same prices a winning team does to see this atrocity, no wonder the asshole will never sign free agents worth a shit or develop potential stars.

Good thing they just built that brand new stadium a few years ago. hopefully the bowl has enough flushing power to send this diarrhea chowder all the way to hell.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

You Fucking Suck part 1

The worst of their leagues
St. Louis Rams

6 wins in 48 games over the last 3 years, a dead owner, and the quarterback you replaced with Marc Bulger has owned your division and reached the Super Bowl last season. But what a great story Marc Bulger has been...oh wait, nobody knew who the fuck he was in 2003, and after starting the last 7 years, he may as well have never existed.

who needs defense, an offensive line, receivers, draft picks, special teams or a coach with a brain? obviously this team is fighting for re-location; theres no other way to explain a professional franchise sucking so much asshole. Sadly, a few of the players, like Stephen Jackson actually like the city, want to stay there, build a winner, and finish their careers in a place that makes Adam Lambert and Elton John playing gravy tag look sanitary.

On the plus side, if the Rams leave, its another nail in the coffin for St. Louis, and we're one step closer to having a merciful controlled detonation of the entire shithole.