4th of July

Went fucking big. about 14 hours logged in one night. drank my ass into oblivion, lost a shoe, made a 16 year old girl chug a beer (i didnt realize she'd just gotten out of rehab), and burned the fuck out of myself with fireworks.

Highlights were me rolling around in the yard and falling in the ditch, and some old bitch shitting her pants. shit blowing up of course, and a friends fiance turning into a complete fucking bitch. god damn i'm glad im not the one marrying that cunt.

Blaze's GO BIG Moments

Well for starters we can go with Raleigh. Went with P, Fez, and Mongo to Raleigh to eat at the coveted Cheesecake Factory. Which later evolved into a drink fest on a random dudes tab and VIP bottles on someone else as well. Later, after telling P and Fez that I would "be right out" I found that I wasn't leaving but instead was going to stumble into Raleigh and try to discover the hotel (who's name I had no clue). I Get my phone run over, steal a hot dog, get laid, and end up at the hotel, where Mongo has 2 chicks eating and feeding him cheesecake, one of those happened to be my piece. I offer my "stolen" hotdog as a substitute and get denied, where I then throw said dog at wall, call the girls bitches and whores and walk out shirtless to the elevator and run into P and fez. Woke up in the bathtub, threw up in an Arby's bathroom and along every 20 miles of the drive home. Oh, and cotton all over me and ladies thinking I was being beaten was priceless.
Next I will go with any and all Greenville trips. Most of which ended with me on frat row, pissing on doors and screaming for sluts to come out and play with my balls. Something that apparently was my favorite thing to do in that place. Also, the patented "you look like whores" quote and bar puking incident are tops for me in that place.
And finally, Mongo and I on a drive back to base from Jersey on a random weekend, I am tired as fuck. So instead of waking the fucker up, I just pull over, he wakes up, takes over and I jump in the passenger seat and fall asleep. I awake a few hours later to Mongo poking me saying "I'm going for it dude". I open my eyes and see the posts for a railroad crossing coming down and a rather speedy fucking train approaching on our right side (also known as my fucking side). We swerved right, dodge the one post, swerve left and dodge the other, all while the train is blowing his horn and was close enough to where I could spit on the bitch with minimal effort. Needless to say, I was up the whole time after that.



Side Note: (fuck you that dont know the story)

Oh, and also, 2005 Ball I believe. A little beach sex (girl one, same one who got my face smashed a few weeks later), and then a little mud swimming for some ducks to get a little bathroom sex, right after Mongo told me to my face and to her's that she was "and ugly whore". Still gotta get that dick wet, he is the ruler of all. Then, late night, Brain and I throwing bottles at moving cars from his balcony and Maj. D trying to make the entire hotel's elevator system shutdown.

Philly, youtube, and whassahappening

Went up and visited Mongo, along with fellow nightowl Tatanka. We started the Journey with getting hammered and making Blaze pissed by destroying him in some Guitar Hero.

Second Night, was a "Dave and Busters Trip, but turned out to be 5 hours at a strip club". Memorable quote from club risque's oldest stripper was " Thank god you guys showed up, My pussy is soooo bored."

Third night involved me getting cut off by Mongo at a Japanese steakhouse. Granted it was warranted, i had been drinking heavy for 8 hours (including my old friend, the car bomb.) After that i don't remember much.

Fourth night was a celebrate life party. In which i did by spraying the young and old in the face with chlorine water. Making an old man do shots with me in beer mug necklaces and making a complete ass of myself.

Few cool people met along the way is, cripple tits, tina, tiny and rob.

Anyways. Youtube videos that need added.

-Nick swardson, smoke weed all day
-rack em willie
-count rackula
-brawndo and powerthirst videos.

fez