All or Nothing

Well we got the house today! So NightOwls now you have a home in FL to crash at!

fucked up

hey whats goin on. ive beed drinking a little bit tonight and im going to just type whatever the fuck i want and i dont care if i fuck up the spelling cause im fucked up. word on the guitare smashing and shit.
about time purnesll got a guitar for a trophy. i mean god damn, but i guess it was time. fucking iraq. i cant belive you guys reenlisted for that but you rdid. fuck. yeah if i had the same bonus when i left i would have too. oh well i can still go big in some pissant wyoming college and teach the values of a nightowl to these stupid young bitches that have no idea what hardship is actually like. they will appreciate what they have or i'll fucking banana slap tyhe shit out of the motherfuckers.

the battle of a thousand beers

The opponents faced off, senior nightowls thought they could handle all 75 beers with ease... but they were mistaken, with P packing for advon, fez recruited the help of the most powerful drinkers on the face of the planet...Native American Ira.

The battle waged and the effects of the enemy was taking a toll on fez and ira, with 15 left, victory looked like it was within their grasp. But they were mistaken.

Snake Charmer Mudurka, thwarted the brave nightowls, he brought reinforcements of 40 more infantry bud lights and a senior officer tequila. There was no choice but to start recruiting amongst non-recognized vmu members. Kim and Hosier were soon brought into the skirmish to slow down the tide of evil alkohol.

Some of the reinforcements for the night owls were harried by more of the vile substance. Tatanka, Jibz and Joker brought their A game...and unfortunetly some wives, but that didn't stop their attacks. Along with Tatanka came an enemy only the desperate nightowl dares faces. Busch Light, 24 of the grimy mercenaries, came to help out the alkohol empire.

The alkohol empire also employed the help of elite cavalry battalion of Sam Adams. They were dispatched within seconds unlike the busch light mercenaries.

With War looking like it would be one, alkohol didn't hold back, out of the many wall lockers and fridges came their most elite warriors, guiness and baileys, soco and dr. pepper, Capt morgan (who was murdered by himself in a mexican /indian drink off).

After a grueling battle, the nightowls employed the help of Designated Driver Swope?!!? Yes Swope, he drove to mcdonalds for the nightowls to replenish.

With the enemy gone and food rations soon on the way, the guitar breaking commenced. One brutal swing, and the acoustic guitar fell victim to P. It was an all around victory.

Sign of the Apocalypse

Jason Elam has signed with the Atlanta Falcons. The world really is going straight to hell.

OK

Enough threats KAISER though i do understand your frustration...BUT any Nightowl currently attached to the WEEKEND STEALING VMU has not had much of a fighting chance and sitting in your room just doesn't count(No matter how much you drink..sorry Fez). I think the only remedy is some sort of renunion...which I thought my wedding could be but that won't be the case because on AUGUST 22, 2008 I will be missing FEZ, MONGO and JIB for what is set to breakthrough the bar that the TAZO's set in the epic Murrells Inlet Massacre. I announce OPEN BAR in Cape May, New Jersey on the above mentioned date which also happens to be the date we chose for the ball and chain ceremony(just kidding somehow she knows about this page!!!!). more info to come later..such as dress code, airport nonsense and accomadations etc....

Green beer and shit

Drink up, be merry. its that irish go big holiday, so do it. unless you have to fly or some shit like that tommorow. Also, I need the name of a reponsible individual who will be going to Iraq, and can act as a distribution liason for any supplies I send.

If you want any non morale related provisions, let me know that too.

Membership Request

Roman apparently wants in. we need yays and nays from the captaincy, and suggestions for a callsign. His suggestion was Greazy Rican, and wants #7.

Crackhead the dog fighter

About 30 minutes ago, a discheveled individual, who i will refer to as Crackhead, stumbled through our yard, across the street, and fell down in from of the neighbors' house. I noticed he had blood all over his arms, so took some paper towels out to him while my dad called 911. He explained that he'd been attacked by a dog while taking a sunset walk through other peoples yards, indulging in the nostalgic pasttime of fence jumping while running from the cops.

Crackhead wanted only a few cups of water, a cigarette, and the paper towels to keep coming. When the ambulance got here, they were total dicks to Crackhead. instead of treating the bites, which the blood was still flowing from, they decided to interrogate him about the dog, why he was jumping fences, and where it hurt. Just because he mentioned he may or may not have violated his probation, that doesnt put his injuries above judgement for the moment.

I salute you Crackhead, for going big enough to be on probation, break that probation, run from the cops after getting caught breaking probation, summoning your Crackhead strength to fight off a dog that was clearly a scip-scapish hater, all at the age of 48. Your example is a shining beacon to us all, and I salute your efforts.

All I ask, is that you stay the fuck away from this neighborhood from now on.
Gunnamatna.

New Years Picture

The picture speaks for itself. Although I missed the slap of a lifetime I still dealt with a lifetimes worth of drama on this very night. I told a few people that I was gonna murder them and told a few chicks I would grab them by there hair and throw them out of my house

Captains blog, stardate 080301:
Commander worf has met a human, and decided to make her his love slave. Fez has been working double shifts, and compensated for it by turning himself into Dr. Gonzo and pissing in the corner of the console bridge. The Starship Gunnamatna hasnt done much this year as a whole, many crewmen have done jackshit, or havent been reporting anything.