the battle of a thousand beers

The opponents faced off, senior nightowls thought they could handle all 75 beers with ease... but they were mistaken, with P packing for advon, fez recruited the help of the most powerful drinkers on the face of the planet...Native American Ira.

The battle waged and the effects of the enemy was taking a toll on fez and ira, with 15 left, victory looked like it was within their grasp. But they were mistaken.

Snake Charmer Mudurka, thwarted the brave nightowls, he brought reinforcements of 40 more infantry bud lights and a senior officer tequila. There was no choice but to start recruiting amongst non-recognized vmu members. Kim and Hosier were soon brought into the skirmish to slow down the tide of evil alkohol.

Some of the reinforcements for the night owls were harried by more of the vile substance. Tatanka, Jibz and Joker brought their A game...and unfortunetly some wives, but that didn't stop their attacks. Along with Tatanka came an enemy only the desperate nightowl dares faces. Busch Light, 24 of the grimy mercenaries, came to help out the alkohol empire.

The alkohol empire also employed the help of elite cavalry battalion of Sam Adams. They were dispatched within seconds unlike the busch light mercenaries.

With War looking like it would be one, alkohol didn't hold back, out of the many wall lockers and fridges came their most elite warriors, guiness and baileys, soco and dr. pepper, Capt morgan (who was murdered by himself in a mexican /indian drink off).

After a grueling battle, the nightowls employed the help of Designated Driver Swope?!!? Yes Swope, he drove to mcdonalds for the nightowls to replenish.

With the enemy gone and food rations soon on the way, the guitar breaking commenced. One brutal swing, and the acoustic guitar fell victim to P. It was an all around victory.