Tuesday, April 29, 2008

If you think things are bad.


You could be this guy. Now his shit would suck.

Bitches, they should shut the fuck up.


Lets discuss the reasons, TOP 3:

1. Nothing but bullshit comes out their mouths anyway.

2. They are either talking about jibberish or something that means absolutely zero.

3. If they are running their whorish mouths, they for sure aren't blowing you.

Monday, April 28, 2008

3 May death B-day

This site is for drinking and having fun for the most part and making fun of stupid people that we hate and making a mockery of them. However, I would like to add some seriousness to pay my respects to a great man. On this day in 2004 a great man named Ronald Baum had his life taken in Iraq in Zaidon. I ask that if you are a lucky enough to be in the US that you pour one out for our dead homies. He is survived by his wife and three children. Unfortunately, I was the only person to have met this great man and ask that you pay your respects.

Mongo

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dude, i got a dell.

Well, after 3 weeks with out internet (new computer/ had to move so we can all be in one barracks) I am back to harrass the masses.

These weekends since the units have left have been insane. I never knew Atlantic Beach was so much goddamn fun.

First weekend- Got drunk made fun of a homosexual black man (gay negro is what i called him all night), tried to pretend that Tatanka, myself and Hereim were brothers...the Benavidos brothers. Didnt' work but was fun doing it trying to keep the stories straight while we were hammered. Also saw real life Mrs. Garrison (old dude, bald head, with white hair on the sides, wearing womens clothes....oh yeah and had a Boob Job!!!!111! WTF!!).
Damage:No blackouts, No vomits, pissed on public property in front of police.

Second weekend- Jimbo (Hereim), Krejnik and a few of Krejniks friends go back to conquer Atlantic Beach. Pregamed(6pack in 25 min) Went out met up with krejnik. Found out the competition was 4guys against 3 girls, who could get the most phone numbers. Krejnik gets the dirty award for asking a prego( pregnant chick) I asked a geriatric with a moustache for hers. Ended up taking a drunk van down to beufort to a place called Cool Fish. Contest continued, me and Krejnik's friend Nick got in with a bachloerette party. That was the decisive victory and the girls admitted defeat. At the end of the night had 2 grey goose shots, one mixture shot and the jager did me in. Vomitted at the bar and promptly left before the staff could figure out what happened. Took the drunk van back to jimbo's (by the way, the drunk van is fucking free!!)

Damage: 1 Bombit, 2 vomits, 1 blackout, 16 phone numbers that had to be deleted.

Third Weekend- Tatanka and I, head to J-ville to visit Tucka and Jiblert (tucker and gilbert). First night almost murder a turtle....That's about it, those guys are boring.
Damage: Climbed a fence with my pants down to play hockey, beers consumed...astronomical...Tatanka tried to start a fight at 11 in the morning at Waffle house... his defense we woke up drinking beers. So we were tanked.


Fourth Weekend- Is my birthday weekend...will be wearing the jersey...oh it's on.

fez

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Whats UP

Just thought i would write and let you all know that me and little k are going to be in NC in the fall hopefully we get to see you all.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Hola mofuckas

Just sayig i have been blowing up the hours with blackouts, bombitings (ultra vomits) and sheer ridiculousness with tatanka. 3 weekends in a row of nasty dirty drunkeness. If i am lucky, i just might shit my pants tonight....oh yeah, and sony sucks. My computer took a shit on me. Need to buyz a new one.

Friday, April 11, 2008

HORSEFUCKED

I got a letter today telling me i have to go to kansas city, so the lowest paid physicians in the country can tell me whether or not I'm fit to re-join the marines against my will. Yeah, I'm probably getting recalled. If that happens, forget everything you know about going big, because I will be the angriest asshole to ever put on a digital monkey suit.

Being driven to alcoholism was bad enough, now theyre trying to finish my ass off. Of course I'm fucking healthy enough to go back, have these basket weaving fucks ever taken a look at the overall welfare of the enlisted person? I've been on 5 mile hikes through Karmah where I was so god damn sick I wouldnt be allowed in a hospital. Yeah i'm fine to go do pull ups, and my ears still work well enough that i can hear a squadron gunny yelling at me. That doesnt mean I have any intention of ever experiencing that bullshit again. Fuck you, you fucking cocksuckers.

Edit: add Jolly Red to the list. anyone else getting screwed?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

New movies

I added 2 new movies to the list on the right side of the site. one of batman going apeshit, and one of amy winehouse, that was just too god damn sexy to not share. (topless)

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Gunnamatna pwns noobs


Monarkos and Bwaaw. They go together like peas and carrots, except with no heals. Fighting scip-scaps for Gunnamatna, bragging rights, and purples. For first time Gladiators, we did pretty well, and its only going to get better. They said it couldnt be done, a Tank and a Lock in 2v2 arenas. Well guess what bitches, you just cant deal with this much going big. The shock value from seeing this combination on a team is probably enough to give us the element of surprise that doesnt normally exist in a balanced playing field. So be warned, when you see the Baconators in your queue, get ready for madness.