Dumbass goes to college

I will not be re-joining you guys in the Marines. Instead, I'll be using my GI Bill and unemployment savings on the finest of Wyoming university level education. I'll major in History, with the final goal to recieve a teaching liscense and become a history teacher in the town I grew up in. No, that town is not in Washington state, but in Wyoming. I may have been born in WA, but the most important years of my youth were spent in the 'Oming, and its time for me to return to my Mountain Pirate roots. There will be much going big, and much fraternization with 18 year old females.

Should I obtain my goal, each and every one of you will be mentioned at length to my students, including at least a week long course on how UAV's and their enlisted Pilot's changed the face of modern warfare. Mongo, Jollyred, Yogi, and the rest of the IO's will be given appropriate props for their Internal operaor skills, Fez, Vin, the great Gunnamatna, and even Wardo and Demster for rising above and Taking the External Pilot challenge to perfected heights.

Equal setting will be given for those such as the Sgt Maj. express, Wong, Irvine, and all the other shitbuckets that deserve to die in a fire. After all, the kiddies need to know what not to do, and the consequences for ones unit when these people are allowed to posess command authority.

nah nah wtf ronald japo mcdonald?

I don't know how many of you have checked out the link to Psychlowns link to the side but it is interesting..

They say curiousity killed the cat, well in my case it took my sanity (and maybe a teaspoon of my soul) when i watched this video (psychlowns). Years of japanese anime helped me get through the first 3 minutes of this, i figured what the hell, i can make it all the way. Around minute 4 i was sucked into a vision of the apocalypse, my spirit guides were Ronald Mcdonald, Barack Obama and Paris Hilton (which is funny to me, because none of these characters have souls.).

Well needless to say, the world as we know it ended. The end.

I will add that if Barack obama gets voted in. It ends bad. Real fucking bad.

Heath Ledger

Just though I'd put this out there.
Why do so many actor/ actresses waste their time and money with drugs? You know what, fuck all these dum asses who die of drug over doses, because if I had their money you better bet I would be spending it on better thing than drugs! I hope all you famous rich druged out bastards rot in hell!

Sorry.

Sorry Cuban-B. I will post more. Oh by the way I am engaged.

Super Bowl

Patriots or Giants.

On one hand you have the pinnacle of teamwork, a quarterback known for pulling off ice cold execution in the face of stress that would make Tom "Iceman" Kaszansky shit his flight suit, and a coach who has been renowned as a genius. On the other hand, you have a bunch of overachieving nobodies, a QB living in the shadow of his brother, and a coach who would make Heinrich Himmler Fed-Ex time out cards to New York if he had lived to see the Giants' team meetings.

I stick with my Patriots pick, but if anyone else is feeling bold, the Giants could make you some cash. One thing is for certain though, by the time the game is over I will have gone so big that my thoughts will be slurred, and the dreams I have once i pass out will be blurry.

Go Green Bay! I would love to see GB & NE in the super bowl!

I just the saw the preview for the new Star Trek movie! And my inner geek is bouncing off the walls!

Good start, bad end.

Seahawks, tough break kaiser.

Ban OH from any BCS game next year!

Damn you Ohio State, another year that you make a SEC team look great

You can't handle the Truf

This is Marcus Trufant. Most likely he will be trying to contain Donald Driver next week in cheeseland, where predictions put the temperature at 21 degrees and probable snow. For the first time since 1991 (when the seahawks went 2-14) the defense is considered the strong point of the team. Yes its true that from '91 to '01 there was no strong point, but still its a different team than usual.

With Shaun Alexander running like a Vietnam veteran with fake knees, the offense will be throwing 90% of the time once again. Normally that would be enough to bury the hawks like a pepperoni slice that has dissapeared into mike holmgren's neck, but the defense may well be able to make up for it now. I predict a close game, with the seahawks taking the lead mid-way through the 4th quarter, and then closing the packers out with a time consuming field position battle.

Fine i will post!!! Quit yelling at me Cuban!!

Well i can't really cheat on Jennifer Aniston(since she will be my wife) So this is it. This is the woman i would give up a testicle for. But only one, and it would have to be my left. Not the biggest funbags, not the best ass. But just something about her makes me want to mount her like a stallion.

Hellz Jeah.

Playoffs

Tommorow is the start of the playoffs. With that, I will be making a 1 nightowl assault on Issaquah, WA, with assistance from 2 others from the clan of Kaiser. I cant guarantee a seahawks win, but i can guarantee this: I will be fucked up by the end.

Numero Uno

Her name is lucy Pinder, and yes they are real.

Jolly's #1

I have my reasons.

List of Words Banished from the Queen's English

List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness. The school in Michigan's Upper Peninsula released its 33rd list Monday, selecting from about 2,000 nominations.
"It is what it is," which Jeffrey Skrenes of St. Paul, Minn., said "accomplishes the dual feat of adding nothing to the conversation while also being phonetically and thematically redundant."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071231/ap_on_re_us/banned_words

---I swear this is a real article.....for those of you that were at my wedding

Dolphins are in the playoffs

next year. I bet my sweet virgin anus that miami will at least pull off a wildcard birth next year. You might think i've gone out of my skull but they werent actually as bad as their record shows. They lost six games by 3 points this year. Thats about the equivalent of being short 1 big play per game.

They will also have high draft choices in all rounds, players that are pissed about the way this season went, and Bill Parcells manning the front office. I'd add that Ricky Williams will be healthy at the start of next season, but who the hell knows if that's good or bad. Bottom Line: The Dolphins will make the playofs next year. I guaran-fucking-tee it.