So this is what happened, I go to bed, no big deal. I sleep for a while.... and then bam it hits me, sex with a midget, not the real thing mind you,just a wild ass dream. And I am not talking you average misshapen forehead midget, but this was a sexy little thing. By the way dude the correct nomenclature is little person, but I do hate saying it, so Iwill start saying midgy. I like midgy, it has a certain ring to it. Anyway back to the topic at hand, this was the weirdest thing ever. I railed the shit out of the little person. Which is peculiar because I am deathly afraid of midgets, or was until I got to pondering, am I afraid of the midgies, or their creepy sausage fingers. After a brief contemplation, I now understand, I wasn't scared of the midgies, just their freakish hands. So now it is a goal for me to have sex with a midgy. Just looking for another check in the box.
Speaking of checks in the blocks, how about a chick with no arms AND no legs. I am not talking just a torso, hell she could have some nubs. Could I indeed go through with it, and if so could I keep a straightface. These are the questions that plague me. I believe indeed I could,and no matter how chubby she is, she has to be pretty damn light.
I do have to go with a sober no with a bearded chick followed with a drunk maybe. If she had a really hot body, I might be able to focus on that,but it would be tough, there would be no kissing at all(and I justshivered at the thought of kissing a chick with a beard).
Now this last one I have thought long and hard about; Siamese twins... I mean it is a given, especially if they are hot. They can't be freakishly deformed, I am talking like maybe some connection in the stomach area, like if they shared a spleen I would be alright with that. Of course you would have to bang the sister, and I don't think they would be that mad, cuz if you can share a kidney, you can share some cock. Plus I am a big guy, there is plenty to go around.
So nightowls, I pose this question to you, what is the weirdest you would or wouldn't, how far is to far.
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definetly not a midget. thats too far for me. the no arms or legs thing...thats just has potential written all over it.
Midget hell no, Kaiser's right thats a little too wierd. As for the no arms no legs....that's do able. But that brings another question to the table. If a guy had lost his arms and legs dont you think the penis would suffer too? If you just had nubs for hands how would you jack off?
Well even i am speechless you sick fucks. Although.......... I did laugh my ass off
thought i would bring back some of the old redickyness, no one has anything to top these casual filthy ideas.
and by the way julie r., guys would find a way. Take this scenario for example, Nubs(we will just call this guy that) takes a ziplock bag with some petro jelly, puts it in the cushion of a couch, then the crippled bastard can go to town. How he gets it in there, i don't know. Just call a friend that can keep a secret. That's just off the top of my head, i am pretty sure that helpless bastard would have all kinds of great ideas for it.
Julie R...I knew you would like that...LOL
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