Well going straight into the rant, I hate goddamn cellphones. I believe these satanic devices of communications are Lucifers homing beacons. The fact that you can ask "What does your phone do?" Is just ridickyness.
I mean seriously, why do we need phone, camera, computers at all times. Do we need entertainment at all moments in time. Is that why most people nowadays are drab and subpar conversationalists. Since when did talking all the time a phone make you supposedly cool, i always thought it meant you were the inconsiderate prick that thought your 2 minutes of conversations to whoever was the most important thing at the time. Fuck you, you ignorantly brash dregs of society that aren't even worth the time of my urinating on. I believe me i still would you fucks.
The best are the slaves to texting...These mindless monkeys that have to stare at the screen as soon as they're cryptic evil writings vibrate against the hip. Then tell me look what whoever wrote... Good for them you fucking ninny. Don't show me shit cuz i could care less.
And the ringtone phenomenom, fuck it. If i wanted to hear talentless rappers all the time i would by the 50 cent album. Or just turn on mtv or whatever garbage that kids think is music nowadays. Fuck todays youth, bunch of whiny spoiled talentless bitches.
Why don't they give a phone that has a useful second purpose, like a bottle opener on one end and a telescoping pocket pussy on the other. Yeah, now that sounds like something You can appreciate....and for the ladies.....come on...you can use anything. I don't have to tell you this, you fucking know it.
Now lastly when you find yourself in hell getting skewered rectally and orally by hitler and Ghengis kahn and your phone rings and you look. Take a moment and reflect on why your ass belongs there. Skunt.
Lvoe fez
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