Fuck the Super Bowl

I finally realized today why this year's Super Bowl is so unappealing to me. first, the uniforms are fucking lame. black vs. white? clinging onto the unoriginality of the 40's in the name of tradition doesn't work in this millenium. your uniforms look like shit. second, the Logos on the helmets. the broncos, seahawks, patriots, and buccaneers all changed their helmet logos once someone in the staff finally realized they looked like fuckin homos. look what happened. 3 of them won Superbowls, or multiple Superbowls immediately after. as for the Seahawks, just getting there was good enough. But jesus, the bears and the colts have the SAME GOD DAMN THING on their helmets. one of them just happens to be sideways and colored orange. how about a rampaging warhorse or a murdering fuckin grizzly? third, colts, good offense, bears, good defense. colts, shitty defense, bears, shitty offense. this game may drag on to upwards of 18 or so hours before someone actually scores. My prediction: The game goes into so many overtimes at 0-0 that all the fans leave in disgust, and Roger Goodell calls the game on the grounds that nobody in the league deserved to be champion this year.

Edit: One more prediction. If Adam Vinetieri kicks the game winning field goal for the Colts, look for Mike Vanderjagt to suicide carbomb his home.