Manliness and Movies: Part deux

Fighting. It happens. To the nightowl brethren it generally is caused by, popped collar douchebags, scip scaps ( during the rare occasions, that bitch ass scip scaps are found at the bar) or the occasional dumb bitch.

To expound on the dumb bitch. Only with douchebags, who sense of honor, is directly attached to his dumb bitch at the bar. She talks shit, and expects him to back her up, instead of finding out that, she drank 4 wine coolers and is completely out of control.

So how do we see fights in the movies at bars. Amazing choreographed sequences, where people are getting thrown, one punch knock outs, and the good guy just kicking ass. The saddest sequence I ever see, mostly from the 80's, the guy getting dragged across the bar, spilling gallons of precious liquids. Truly not a nightowl moment. I have to ask myself, what does that do, it doesn't look that painful, and would tire you out way more than it's worth.

That never happens, first off. No one is that sober to execute such techniques. Generally if you can get a few punches before you grab at each other like two crippled retardo gimpy baboons and rolling on the ground before 30 people pull you off of each other before the steroid eating, gym loving, patrick swayze idolizing, MMA wannabes, also known as bouncers throw you out of the bar/ club.

Then your out on the street before you can remember what was just going on.

So how does this post relate to the movies?

It referenced roadhouse.