Being a Man is defined as many things; Drinking, Fighting, Gambling, Sports, Slaying Poon, War and taking these ideas beyond the limits.
And thus movies have been portraying these ideas, polishing them up. Turning them into something it's not. Faggotry.
So folks let's get down to the nitty gritty with my favorite example of reality man, Spoon. And comparing all movies to the prince of pathetic, the lord of degeneracy, the emperor of embarrassment and the King of Regret. Spoon, is the highest level of gambling degeneracy that one can attain. So let's compare this to the movie "Rounders."
"Rounders" takes two faggots who make gambling easy cool and smooth. Matt Damon is damn near telepathic with how is able to read people and how suave and effortlessly he takes their money. Every place is this nice area where rich people are having theses poker games and he gets into these games, and make out like a bandit. Hooray, for Damon, for the most unrealistic portrayal of gambling.
Norton plays somewhat believable character.... when on paper, but after watching. It's the same bullshit as Damon. Here is a man who has been in prison and all he can think about is gambling? I'm sorry, if I'm in prison, the last thing I'm concerned with is getting dealt pocket rockets. My main concern is getting dealt pocket rockets from two large inmates who have life with no parole. More likely you should be protecting your skinny white ass Norton, from Tyrone and Jerome, before they bust your man cherry like a child's balloon hitting the wood chipper.
James Bond, fuck you. 21 is never that easy, especially while drinking. The reality of it, you would bust, the table would be pissed at you for playing like an asshole. I would punch you in your Queen loving stupid face you proper talking fuck, because you are a twat.
The only gambler in movies i do really like, is Franky Four Fingers. What a dirty Spoon like gambler. Just the thought of being able to throw down a bet, sends him in to waves of enjoyment, much like a little fat kid getting ice cream. It's over the top fantasizing, which is the reality of it. Every gambler thinks that they are going to win shit tons of money, women will be all over them and it will be the best night ever. When in reality you can lose it all, and more than just money. Because the people that are having these high money games are not your political elite. It's con men and crooks, because it is a dishonest game, made for real dishonest people. Men.
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