If you ever have to make the choice of either watching the movie "Babel" or lobotomizing yourself with a screwgun, choose the screwgun, you'll save yourself a lot of pain.
Plot:
Brad Pitt and his wife are in Morocco, a run down 3rd world country in africa. Why? Well, you never really know. They might be tourists, volunteers for...something, or whatever. The point is, theyre in Morocco. and while theyre on a bus, the wife gets shot by some kids who are playing with their dad's new hunting rifle.
Sub Plot:
There is a deaf girl in Japan who cant get laid, so she exposes herself to guys at restaurants, and again to more guys at a park. They give her and her friend whiskey and X, and they go partying all night. The guy chooses to go nail her friend, so she gets depressed and calls the cops on her dad....
Sub Plot 2:
Brad Pitt's kids have a mexican nanny, who cant get someone else to look after them the day of her son's wedding. So why not take them to Mexico with her! The mexicans have a great time getting fucked up and shooting pistols into the sky, and were even nice enough to provide the nanny with a drunk driver to take her and the kids home. then they run from the cops.
Conclusion:
So how the fuck does this all tie together? The kids were only in it because they belonged to Brad Pitt and his wife. nothing else had anything to do with the parents part in the movie.
And what in the hell could a sexually frustrated japanese raver have to do with them? Absolutely nothing. In the last 5 minutes, a cop comes to ask her dad some questions about a rifle that was used to shoot an american in Morocco. He says, "yeah I gave that rifle to a guy over there". The cop says "Ok".
The End.
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I am so glad I did not see that movie. I dont know how in the hell they got all those awards for it.
Well if spoon and Gerber said it was hot garbage, then sadly, i believe them
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