Eat shit, Eli

Yay New York, its the greatest city in the country, and we all love them because of 9-11, and all that stuff, so much to do, it never sleeps, blah blah blah.

None of that means crap to me when sports are involved. Yankees? fuck you. you bought your team in a league where there is no salary cap. Jets? fuck you. keep trying to play the underdog card because you sucked for so long, youre still assholes who think youre owed something simply for being in that city. Rangers? fuck you. all you talk about is how historic the Madison Square Garden is, but you know what? how about putting some god damn lights in there? that place looks like a serial killers damp, piss stained basement, and youre the worst original six team in hockey.

But tonight I'm here to talk about the Giants. A team that on paper, shouldnt be that bad this year. hell they still have a winning record even. but thats not the point. Eli Manning, previously carried to the promised land by his teams defense, and a miracle catch by a receiver on a stupid throw, STILL manages to have that look.

Ah yes, the classic Manning whiny face. Archie had it, Peyton has it, and Eli had it on full display as he pissed away his home game against the Seahawks this morning. I'll say this for Peyton, when he blew his teams chances in the Superbowl with that interception, at last he didnt make the face. he knew everyone in the country saw that pass, and there was nobody to blame but himself. the look on his face was incredible. the realization that you, and ONLY you, have fucked your team.

Eli doesnt have that still. Still, after having a ring, after being considered a veteran of the sport, after playing in every tier of the postseason, Eli still has the face. the face i want to ram my fucking fist into with everything I've got. the face of a 14 year old whos been caught stealing, and blames the person who caught him. the way it looks, Eli will never get it. He's always going to have the whiny face when he's just fucked his team. and thats fine with me, because I really dont want any reason to respect the little bitch. Fuck you Eli, fuck you New York, and Fuck you New York fans.

Go Seahawks.
Kaiser