No it does not equal

I can accept that people dont want to be seen with with certain drinks outside a closely knit group of people. its entirely acceptable that you dont want to carry around a half finished bottle of T-bird in public, or walk into a house party with a 30 pack of natural light ice. These are reasonable ways of avoiding ridicule simply for the reason of avoiding it.

But these motherfuckers, we probbaly all know at least one, that will give a person shit for drinking usual and proper cheap beer and liquor, need to be pushed into the DC beltway to have their brains splattered on the windshields of uncaring drinkers who will go big no matter the flavor.

I dont give a shit if the beer youre drinking is so dark that it can absorb a fucking laserbeam from an Imperial Star Destroyer, costs $9.50 a bottle, has 7.5 alcohol %, and is only one of 50 cases ever to be made, its just a god damn beer. yes i will continue to drink my american lager that you refer to as pisswater. you know why? because the mud youre drinking also tastes like shit. thats right. If your port is strong enough to choke a maggot, that doesnt mean its the best beer on earth, it means someone spent way too many resources to make a beer thats a micro taste bud difference from the last dumpster puddle someone scraped out of the oil pan.

The only thing an independant brewer accomplishes is to be incredibly inefficient at getting people drunk. If i tried going big by drinking some dreadlocked pothead's microbrew that he cooked up in the basement of the dirtpile he lives under, it would not only take longer, being that each beer is like two courses of andy reid's dinner, it would cost 100 fucking dollars just to reach an ideal, COMFORTABLE buzz. not to mention maintaining and elevating it throughout the night.

Expensive, dark, and rare does not make you a better drinker. holding a bottle of black grasshopper vomit doesnt make you an intellectual. I dont give a 2 stroke fuck if you drink it, just keep your fucking dreamcatcher tattoo and greasy dogshit looking hair away from me while youre informing people of their inadequecies because they saved money and went bigger.