The eagles kicked the fuck out of the rams, the broncos play tommorow, and the dolphins did not play badly, as if they might be a good team this year.
the seahawks on the other hand, sucked big fat walrus balls. they tackled like their arms were all amputated below the wrist, all starting recievers are injured, and i swear to god if i see their punter on the street, i'll choke him to death with a charleston chew.
thats right, i invoked eminem.
way to go chargers, you got beat by a team that could barely make it out of the locker room without turning the ball over. if Norv Turner is ever in a porno, he'll have to be on bottom, cause all he can do is fuck up.
Tom Brady's out for the season. expect a 1800% increase in patriots TV coverage from now on. every time matt cassel audibles successfully, gets sacked, throws a TD, or trips on a fucking banana peel, you'll know about it on some fox action break.
the ravens and bengals played. at least thats what was scheduled, nobody has heard the results yet, since there wasnt anybody watching that game.
This is supposed to be the texans year to emerge in the AFC south. yeah, way to get it going by being pulverized by the mediocre steelers. enjoy another year of futility.
some team from phoenix played a team from san francisco, allegedly. no official report on whether or not these teams actually exist.
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Go broncos.
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