Sunday, May 4, 2008

Penguins vs. Flyers

If there was ever a time where you might watch hockey, its now. The eastern conference finals in this years Stanley Cup Playoffs features 2 teams that absolutely hate eachothe'rs guts, as well as their fans. Its going to be a motherfucking bloodbath on ice.

Baseball is fucking gay until the world series, Basketball is a goddamn freakshow, they have the tallest people in the world for fucks sake, and theyre all in it for the money. Football at least has a great team element to the sport, but players are becoming mercenaries and crimanals more and more. Hockey has very few primadonna pussies with huge salaries than any other sport, 99% of the league is in it to win it, and nothing else.

So heres your chance to see what the NHL playoffs are all about, and dont give me that shit about not knowing the rules, you can look anything up on the internet now in 30 seconds. And by the way, Fuck you to the flyers beforehand, you dirty little bitches.

6 comments:

Blaze said...

You non-flying, bird, faggots are about to get owned.

Mongo said...

Just be glad we aren't sitting in the same roo m right now cause I'd be stomping your balls. This way you can't have some shitty kid that likes the same team you do.

Kaiser said...

I expected this. But if either one of you could name 3 players for philly without looking it up, i'd cut the skin off my dick with a potato peeler. Thats ok, i'd expect nothing less from you people. once they lose you'll go back to not caring about hockey and bitching about the eagles draft choices.

Mongo said...

whatever you say fuckface this year I've actually been keeping up on philly sports other than football only to exclude the 76ers But thats cause i hate basketball. Maybe because im a short white guy. Say what you want and then go cut yourself.

Kaiser said...

Hating basketball goes without saying i guess. That shit probably draws less attention than olympic curling. but anyway, Its on Mofo's. I predict Pens in 6 and Derian Hatcher getting his ass stomped by Georges Laraque as early as game one.

Mongo said...

Well I guess we will see how it goes on friday when it starts but i think that you got it twisted bc your gonna get beaten worse than a Mike Tyson opponet when he was in his 20's.