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Morning Wood. For those of you who don't know what this is, I am speaking to the non poster Morris(that's right christine, you are a woman until you start posting again) and the ever clueless jolly red. It is when you wake up with a raging boner. I am not talking about a flacid your underwear can hold it back boner, but a true seam ripping, vein popping life threatning woody. Well everyday i have one when i wake up, not so bad at home when i can go pee than take care of it real quick. I have to wake up at 4 in the afternoon and walk around with a fucking tall and proud i wanna spit at you angry stiffy. Just thought you would like to know how my days usually go. Fighting for your freedom and the goo goblin.