San Diego Campaign

This place is way to huge to be conquered in one night. So, over the weeks weve been taking chunks out of it and the end is near. the cities of Chula Vista, Oceanside and Carlsbad have all felt the wrath. National City is coming, as is Irvine. The scene here is definetly Nightowl worthy.

-Chula Vista: Went to a spanish club with my roomate Victor, and our scip scap friend Chapparo. My roomate did most of the conquering in the place, while i was challenged to drink some mexican skank under the table. After thrashing her in a few rounds of screwdriver chugging, she proceded to bust her ass outside while smoking and get us both kicked out for being too drunk.

-Oceanside: Went to a place called Coyote to celebrate Veronica's birthday and pick up chicks. Along with Wilson, Fuhrmann, and Rakestraw (who are all hellacious lushes), we owned the club. some chubby darkness forced me to dig my fingers into her ass, then threatened to kill me 5 minutes later because i discovered her shoes were lifted. Later Fuhrmann and i decided to pick up two girls by telling them i was gay. somehow we pulled it off, and had their drunk asses on us all night.
-sidenote: whatever the fuck it is that i do on a dance floor, i guess people like it. i just thought i looked like a smashed retard

-Carlsbad: This was last night. after pregaming and playing some pool at "pizza, wings 'n things" myself, Victor, Caldwell and Gibs (our swope) went to some fucked up Irish shithole for about 10 minutes. Victor was disgusted by our surroundings, and informed us that we were in southern california, not southern Mississippi, and to G'head and get the fuck away from there. We found a place whose name i dont remember yet, and busted a set of about 8 milfs wide open. The rest of the night went down like a script out of a movie about pickup artists, and I now have a 40 year old booty call named Alison. Vin, you would love these places the most, since they have a semi strict dress code, there wont be any of that Glenburnie shit around.

SuperBowl moment, 2009: Brenda Warner is a dumb bitch

Kurt Warner is probably an ok dude. but jesus titty fucking christ he needs a new squeeze. being charitable is one thing, but being so driven to look like a saint among sinners as a hypocrite is another.
Apparently, the warners have a tradition of picking up the check for another table when they go out to eat. nice gesture, perfectly cool. And then Brenda opens her mouth and blows it.

“I had been a single mother living on food stamps at one time who couldn’t ever afford to eat out, and I never understood why people give free meals to people who can afford them.” This is her quote. so what do they do friday night? At the cheesecake factory in Tampa, Kurt and his whorepaint covered wife pickup the tab for a group of 20 steelers fans.

In Tampa. At the cheesecake factory.

Uh...hello brenda, a group of 20 fucking steelers fans in tampa can probably afford their own god damn meal in addition to their airplane fare and superbowl tickets. How about giving up your ugly ass ridiculous royal blue "felt n' fur" coats and slop some chow into a bowl for homeless people if you actually care about the needy.

Kaiser, Relax you fuckin psycho!

Instead of a rant about how you are gonna be better than us. Put this in your spank bank and imagine the possibilities of this.

A New Kaiser

(Retracted Faggotry)

The Last 2 Nightowls leave the nest.

Finally the time has come for P and Fez to leave what has become haven for SCIP-SCAPS, SKIC SKANKS and SCALLY-WAGS. Yes, people we are leaving the tree and setting the bitch on fire.

San Diego Going Big

From the ashes of the recall have emerged some genuine drinkers. I am paired up with one right now with the pending callsign "Chaparro", and his local boys to hit the scene later tonight. no plan, aside from getting fucked up and going crazy here. results to follow.

One of the best times I have had in a while.

I have been meaning to blog about my trip up to philedelphia. One of the best times of my life, and completely detrimental to my liver.

The first relaxing night, we decorated Wooly's Christmas tree. We went to Joe Canal's liquor store to buy the decorations... For those of you who have never been to the promise land, consider a pilgrimage to this beautiful store. Wall to Wall, aisle after aisle of wines, liquors and beers. Beers i have never even heard of but wish one day i can introduce them to my stomach. But i digress, we bought a cornucopia of delicious beers in the can. After the beers were finished we hung it up with care.

The next night was a strip club night, see below post with the midget.

Friday night was the standout of the trip. Mudvayne in concert, is more insane than you can even imagine. The lead singer came out covered in blood and a red chicken suit, and never stopped rocking. A few notable events:

Cougar Stomping- A cougar tried to get with Blaze at the concert, then she wanted out of the pit and tried to crowd surf out...Which would have worked, but she got scared halfway through and fell down and pulled blaze down with her, while i helped Blaze up, Wooly proceeded to stomp the cougar.

Emo Shot put- Perfected by Wooly, it is when annoying emo kids are around, and you want them gone, just throw them on top of the crowd...(note- they dont' even have to consent, just throw the weird little fuckers)

NIGHTOWLS, IF GIVEN THE CHANCE, GO SEE MUDVAYNE.. DONATE BLOOD, SELL A KIDNEY DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO SEE THIS MANIACS LIVE.

The weekend was more debauchery, but next i will talk about the Eagles game.

Once again Wooly I thank the hell out of you for this. I have never understood what Will was talking about Phildelphia fans are the most relentless fans ever. I do now, these people boo everything, opponents, their own team, and definetly the opposing fans. I will say i took part in the festivities and the harrassing of browns fans. Was the best week i have had since the first Busch gardens trip.

Once i develop my disposable camera i will put up some pictures.

NEVER MOVE TO CLEVELAND

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/12/boy_killed_mom_and_shot_dad_ov.html

FEZ!

Untapped Talent....

The last time in Philly, i went to a nice strip bar.... What i went to this time was even more ridiculous, and not in a good way. This place took notes stragight from Olivia herself.... Above is the stripper blaze was talking to.