Dinner on Thursday

As everyone should know by now, that I will be throwing a dinner at my house on Thursday night at 2000ish. Every Night Owl should be required to be at this dinner due to fact that this will be one of the last times everyone will be together (other than you Vin and of course Cuban-B). This is BYOS (Bring your own steak) or you can just give me some money and tell me what you want. I'll be at the barracks tomorrow for the annual smashing of the Guitar you can give it to me then.
till Then
Fire crotch

Through tragedy we can overcome!!!

As you may know, a future potential prospect Roorda aka "Rocky"... is a virgin. Well i hope to remedy this situation, with the help of an indian tracker and Macgyver. We will find someone for Rocky to put it in. But since i am a poor beaner, i don't have the funds to hire such good help. So i will have to make due with the help of Kronic, I will use a digital camera and the internet. I am making a "get roorda laid by 21" page on myspace. I need the help of you by posting bulletins. (Well the people who have myspace.....kaiser....we can't be dissapointed that kaiser does not, we should be glad that he actually has a phone now.)Hopefully by the time we get home from iraq he will have many prospects. And if your wondering about swope.. He gave up on himself, i gave up and i don't think god helped out at all either. that's all. And my penis feels like a penis. not food.

my dick feels like corn.

fuck you.

This place should be the Nightowl Headquarters

New Orleans despite being almost completely destroyed(I say almost because downtown was still in tact) continues to be a haven for people(not Nightowls) that go BIG, it was unreal. Taz and I met our match as we were outnumbered by the thousands we did our best but dammit it wasn't close to being good enough. New Orleans was packed full ammunition including 60oz beer bottles and the best of them all a delightfully devilsh drink called a HAND GRENADE. These wolves in sheeps clothing were disguised by there subtle tropical taste all the while hiding behind this blistful taste was 190proof worth of lickaz. this drink promotes bottle rocket syndrome BUT is slow to wear off. Pissing in the streets, public nudity are all encouraged with a string beads as a reward. What better a place for Nightowls to thrive. I can't say we needed to take this city as they already knew the ropes and they showed us a few things.

Jolly's drunkenness

Due to the fact that all your bitch-asses decided not to go down to Myrtle Beach with me. I continued to make the ministry proud by getting shit faced with out any back up. My older brother and his array of loose women did accompany me as we went bar hopping along the steady stream of green beer. I made an attempt to drunk dial Fez, and Kaiser, but I could only get through to Mo (aka Crank). Maybe in the future the night owls will choose a great weekend with random women instead of spending time with people they are already scheduled to spent 7 months with.
By the way before everyone leaves I wanna have everyone over for dinner. We'll have steaks or something.

Ira sacks up

Nightowl Ira is comissioned this day, March 17, 2007. into the ministry he rolls, having displayed the qualities of alcoholism deemed necessary to become part of the Nightowls.

Happy saint...wait why the fuck are we drinking!!!

Hey all,
just saying beer is delicious, and fantastic. laterz

NEW RANK

Its St. Pattys Day Mate, drink ye some beer n spread the Merry cheer.
Special K

Special K is the first ever Gunner Captain. that is all, and Gunnamatna.

Spartans Conquer the Poker Barn!

A miracle has a occurred. a god damn miracle. I, Kaiser have come in 2nd place in the annual Lapi Poker Barn hold em tournament. Beating out such perrenial favorites as Fez, and Turtle. granted, i was the chip leader after it was just me and animal left, but i got no fucking help from the dealer after that. i was folded to death. no grudge though, 2nd works for me, since i expected to lose my ass tonight. Wam Squam! no spoon though....the scip scappin bitch.

Former Nightowl Kronic!

His priveledge of being a part of the ministry is now TERMINATED. Backstabbing bitches have no place in this organization. If the captains have any more questions concerning my descision give me a ring or email me. Also since he never paid for the jersey Kaiser bestowed upon his punkass is it possible to retrieve it and burn it. I don't want to see his ass in it again. If not I will find a way to get to it. It is so ordered!