Tuesday, March 13, 2007
New Album Brewing
Theres a new album in the works, i doubt it will be done before this deployment but its got a good start. the songs so far are "The Hebrew Hammer", a delightful upbeat ballad about Turtle banging Meso in the ass, "Show Your Balls", Which is about the Marine Corps weird obsession with showing people your balls, "Sunder", a song performed by me, i cant really tell what the hell its about, "Whiskey in the Gyro", sung by 6 or 7 people in an attempt to change metallica into a song about crashing planes because we were drunk, "Jank One Out", not a song, but a monalogue by Fez and Tatanka about the carnal pleasures of shaving your legs, and an unnamed song by Dr. Gonzo. The tentative title for the album is "Fuckin Shit!".
DET "F" Regroup
Well ATL didn't go so well. We did takeover Six Flags but we need reinforcements the damn city is too big. Its on a DC, philly, vegas, orlando level which requires at least a group of four Nightowls. This can wait until our return from our yearly banishment. When we do we must attack Buckhead as I learned it has been dubbed the Beverly Hills of the south.....hmmmmm. In the meanwhile New Orleans is DET F's (Florida) next target....this should be easy and we have the cover of St. Patricks Day but it could get ugly.
Conquest for this weekend
The new conquest for this weekend is Murrells Inlet SC. The site for hostile takeover is the Hot Fish Club which is surrounded by 2 other local bars. This site has been selected due to the reporting of loose women and the bars near vicinity to the waterway. Location for hotel is less than 2 blocks away, and the bustling city of Myrtle Beach is less than a 20min drive. We leave when S-3 is released from work on Friday.
Excess liquor
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Damn Iraq Again!
Alright you basterds! It's that time of the year for me again. I will be departing to the sandbox early Monday morning. I will be at AA, so we will see how that goes.....
Alright have a Yager for me when you guys conquer ATL!
Later
Cuban-B
*I'll post when I get settled in
Alright have a Yager for me when you guys conquer ATL!
Later
Cuban-B
*I'll post when I get settled in
Bald?
Fez, i'm still waiting to see the bald pic..you should post one on here because this is monumental. One question...were you drunk when you decided?
The N.I.G.H.T.O.P.S.
This morning it dawned on me that although a lot of documentation has been created regarding the standardization of the Ministry, not a single NIGHTOPS has been published. by the end of this week i plan to finish the print copy and get each Nightowl their own NIGHTOPS to study and master. Those of you going to TQ better have that shit memorized when you get back.
Florida updates requested
Any new numbers for me to update on the stat sheet? Taz has a big milestone coming up, so i want to make sure he gets recognition for it. and by the way Vin, youre behind me now in hours.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
just want to throw it out there
think my new call sign should be leonidas, my one ab is much bigger than all 18 of his. come on.... well sleep on it, tell me what you think.
Next.....
Today the metropolis of Atlanta will fall. We will start out with Six Flags and go from there. I vow to not become victim to the bottle rocket syndrome once again and we will accompany a former Nightowl (Brad) (Alston) (Oldass) for a celebration bitches..... and.....IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE "300" YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF A NEW MANDATE...."300" IS THE OFFICIAL MOVIE OF THE NIGHTOWL MINISTRY UNTIL IT CAN BE DE-THRONED.
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