Internet cafe and the advice guy

Well, just to start off, the internet being down for 2 weeks is a welcome suprise. I like not being able to keep in touch with everyone. And the occasional river city, only 3 times a day, never get on my nerves.

But seriously, i would like to rant about the assfuck that i want to choke. This person is in every gym you go to. The guy who has to tell you about how your doing your exercise wrong. I call him adviceguy. I would love to throw a 25lb dumbell through his fucking teeth. I don't give a fuck how many times he has janked his crank to arnold's books, i don't want some sweaty dude telling how to work out correctly, that's what pain is for. If it hurts real bad, i am doing it wrong. God already put that sensor in. So before you decide to be this guy in the gym, think about how much you hate the advice guy, and keep your mouth shut.

A new post

This is a new post, so read it. It talks about new things that happened recently. If you dont read this post you will be out of the loop and when people at work talk about it, you wont be in on the laughter and/or discussion. You might even want to make a comment of the post, and check back later to see if someone responded to that comment. Then the comments may go off-topic and talk about something else, and you can make a new comment to comment about that comment.

Would you rather be doing this?

For you guys in Iraq, If you think it sucks there, just think. If you were home, this is a computer simulation of what would be happening.

UAV EXPO

Any takers?
Hotel cost around $179 for one night. Registration fee is $50. Kaiser your flight will cost you about $556. You can’t tell me that you already burned all your EAS money on beer. All you need to do is pay for the flight I’ll pick you up and cover the hotel. Mo how about you? If no one wants to go I won’t go, so someone man up and go to this thing with me!

Watch Out!

Here it is! TV (Time+Vampire), so if you see that dreaded TV approaching make sure the appropriate hand signals are displayed to alert fellow nightowls of impending danger!

WTF BOBBY!

Yes that is a common phrase used out here by Gunny, otherwise known as Mishap Gunny or J.T. He has a profound hatred for the J.T. nick name. Talking about nick names, I have a new one for our illustrious leader…TV! For Time Vampire, because once he calls your name out you get sucked in and before you know it 3hours have passed and its night time outside. I’m sure that nick can be used to many individuals that we know. Oh yeah BigBear a.ka shrek (orr) has come up with a hand gesture movement that quickly identifies that the TV is approaching…if I get some time I will add pics depicting this…Other than that I am desperately awaiting for the magical three letters to approach, so jolly and I can escape and become hippies……um yeah maybe just here on that.
Alright I’m done with my senseless rant…
Oh yeah once you think life could not get any more miserable out here……meso arrives here

Blown Chance

Kaiser, Looks like we blew our chance at drinking together. I'm leaving this Friday now. However, if we would have dabbled in that stuff it would have been on hell of a time. Oh well we will all have to do something when we are all in the US again. I'm thinking somewhere warm in Jan.

Nightowls Fantasy Foosball

like wolfy did last year, i started a league in the yahoo fantasy football section. you MFers are going to join it. I want each Nightowl if possible, and when thats done, you can invite a few others as well. the league ID# is 164366, and the password is Fez's first name.

5 years from now

Using DNA estimation technology, this is an accurate portrayal of what Mine and the Lazo kids will be doing in 5 years.

Stat Milestone

Based on a phone call I recieved earlier, I can pretty much guarantee that tonight, Jolly Red will be eclpsing the 100 hour mark. She only needs 2, but the way it sounded, she'd already got there. Update tommorow.

I Meant Bremerton

Kent WA, on the conquests list was a typo. The day after the 4th party which destroyed my Seahawks jersey, my knee, and somewhere between 5-7 cases of beer, myself and several alcoholic savages I call "my family" invaded the Junior Cadillac concert being held at the ferry dock. The picture is of my aunt and uncle, and in between them, a kick ass old broad who just didnt give a fuck. As you can see, most of the other patrons of the party sat on their asses and spent the night staring and laughing at us, some of them probably wishing they had snuck in their own bottles of booze. After the concert was over, and my lush of an aunt was finished hitting on the band, we gathered more friends for the grand finale back at the house. the rest of the night is a blur, but there were shots, chugs, bleeding head gashes, and driveway fornication (not for me though). 9 hours clocked in.

Last post from a country with Alcohol Purchasing stations

Yo, this is probably my last post before joining the rest of you in prison. I have to say that my GO BIG rating while here at Cherry Point was below average...so was Jolly Red's, CRANK's and Taz's. We all had our moments but that was it..MOMENTS. We were actually here for the summer and didn't take full advantage...That makes us border line SCIP SCAPS( some of us are possessing more qualities of a SCIP SCAP than a Nightowl). Go ahead and get offended ( I don't give a fuck) this is where we can call each other out as friends so suck it the fuck up)LOL. Its all good. I think we still have dormant Nightowls on the commission board that may have take a look at when we get back captains..Honestly I am not even looking for anymore Prospects because there is no one else I trust.....Ok Ok Jolly don't read the next paragraph.

Since Cubano didn't answer my question he is now at our mercy. We need to plan a bachelor party for him and not drinking at his house and passing out. Something to remember.

See you bitches in Iraq.

discussion topic

Morning Wood. For those of you who don't know what this is, I am speaking to the non poster Morris(that's right christine, you are a woman until you start posting again) and the ever clueless jolly red. It is when you wake up with a raging boner. I am not talking about a flacid your underwear can hold it back boner, but a true seam ripping, vein popping life threatning woody. Well everyday i have one when i wake up, not so bad at home when i can go pee than take care of it real quick. I have to wake up at 4 in the afternoon and walk around with a fucking tall and proud i wanna spit at you angry stiffy. Just thought you would like to know how my days usually go. Fighting for your freedom and the goo goblin.

Little K

Just in case any of you were wondering here is a picture of my daughter,

Emaly Elizabeth Karaffa (EEK).

life after USMC

After the Marine Corps Some of use did UAV related things while others worked construction and others just smoke weed in Jamaica. Yufit will break new ground when he returns to Mass and becomes the first gay star in the TV series Little People Big Gay World. Good luck little buddy i hope your ass doesnt hurt too bad after season 1.

WTF Kaiser?

Ok, so now you don't want to respond to any of my emails or phone calls. Kaiser come on now tell us about this “chick”. What is this ring you speak of?

IM IN

Hey whats up sorry deleted the first email on accident.

Sex symbol? bullshit.

Natalie Gulbis, a pro womens golfer, is being called a sex symbol now. Her prime feature, im guessing is that she looks kind of decent compared to the other bull dykes in the LPGA. You can judge for yourself. looks like shes got a huge head, she could be Gerber's sister. The dude does not abide.